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rhyming_guy 55 posts  |  Last Activity: Dec 24, 2011 12:30 AM Member since: Jan 4, 2009
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  • rhyming_guy by rhyming_guy Dec 24, 2011 12:30 AM Flag

    Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house
    not a creature was stirring except Yank the fat mouse
    His diapers were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
    Yank had spent the day bashing and running his yap
    if Santa would come he would give Yank a slap
    When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
    Yank staggered in stupor to see what was the matter.
    When in through the window something flew like a rock
    it fell down so fast Yank thought it was DSCM stock
    it was a message from Santa addressed to a jerk
    that said don't expect presents until you look for some work

  • Reply to

    The "focus" is on Yank being a LOSER!

    by rhyming_guy Mar 15, 2011 2:56 PM
    rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Mar 15, 2011 3:19 PM Flag

    works for me you FAKE

  • He's lazy and stupid and really a jerk
    he posts day and night, he's allergic to work
    he claims he's behind the Market's big dump
    if you believe that you really have to be a big chump
    yes Wag will resume its relentless surge higher
    and Yank will keep lying, though he's found not one buyer
    so the focus is on Yank and how he could be such a LOSER
    because to post so much and so poorly, he must be a BOOZER

  • Reply to

    I love "potatoe head" posts

    by big.skank Feb 23, 2011 2:59 PM
    rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Feb 23, 2011 6:11 PM Flag

    Yes Yank is a dope and a jerk and a loser
    the quality of his posts make him look like a boozer
    he posts like a madman if Wag stock should go down
    but most days are UP and creepy Yank just leaves town
    Yes yank is a fool, he is laughed at by all
    his continual beat downs leave him looking quite small
    he doesn't do research he must like looking dumb
    if facts were his clothing he would look like a bum
    so in case you see a post from this perpetual fool
    watch the reply from the longs where they take Yank to school

  • Reply to

    WAG "Record" Share Price!

    by big.yank Feb 14, 2011 7:16 PM
    rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Feb 14, 2011 9:20 PM Flag

    Well I'm a big fat slob
    I ain't got no job
    and I spend my time bashing all day
    I pee in my diaper
    and I get all hyper
    when someone has something good to say

    I passed on the chance to get Walgreens at thirty
    now I'm sorry I'm stupid and filthy and dirty
    Yes I am a fool, I am laughed at by all
    my continual beat downs leave me looking quite small

    I never do research cause I like looking dumb
    if facts were my clothing I would look like a bum
    my wild crazed predictions have caused me much shame
    so I switch among IDs while I try to avoid blame
    since I don't own any Wag I must now pay the piper
    so I sulk in my room wearing a wet, soggy diaper

  • rhyming_guy by rhyming_guy Oct 17, 2010 8:18 PM Flag

    Yank's a bug and a slug who is obsessed with Walgreen Drug
    he spends all of his day continuing to bray
    first he was fired and thrown out with the trash
    it was really his fault but he continues to bash
    then it was a rebate for which he was taken to school
    he cried and he whined and he looked like a fool
    now it is walmart he continues to praise
    to actually shop there you must be in a daze
    so Yank keeps on lying and ignoring the facts
    and suffers his BEAT DOWNS with their derogatory cracks
    while he stinks up his diaper with an endless deposit
    cause he can't fit through the door to use the house water closet

  • It's not a clear choice whether Yank's a prince or a frog
    it's pretty unanimous he's a brown smelly log
    he's oblivious on finance it's easy to see
    his brain must be approximately the size of a pea
    if it's answers on investing that Yank wants to know
    he consults with his advisers Larry, Curly and Moe
    his wild crazed predictions have caused him much shame
    so he switches IDs while he tries to avoid blame
    since he doesn't own Wag he must now pay the piper
    while he sulks in his room wearing a wet, soggy diaper

  • rhyming_guy by rhyming_guy Sep 20, 2010 7:22 PM Flag

    I post day and night about a company I don't own
    I like to tell lies like a dog loves a bone
    my posts all so similar it's like I'm locked in a trance
    I won't admit I was fired so I poop in my pants
    I know nothing about stocks or finance or spelling
    but I keep on just staring and continued bad smelling
    so do yourself a favor and place me on ignore
    or I will continue to foul up the board and to bore

    I have the face of a pig and the brain of a chimp
    the body of a hippo and I look like a blimp
    I smell like a diaper that is loaded with poop
    and I always leave posts that you clean up with a scoop
    my head is quite empty and it's bald like a peach
    I have tons of IDs but you know me as robbsbeach!

  • rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Sep 6, 2010 10:27 PM Flag

    First it was a rebate for which he was taken to school
    he cried and he whined and he looked like a fool
    then it was flu shots where Wag was the champ
    but Yank got his for free cause he's only a tramp
    now his new enemy is a simple chocolate bar
    to find fault with Walgreens he stretches quite far
    but we view him the same no matter what's it about
    he's a loser with nothing but the title of a LOUT

  • It's true that Yank is really not bright
    his diapers fill up and they really get tight
    this is not such a problem for the run of the mill nut
    but it really hampers Yank cause his brain's in his butt
    so clean up your board and get rid of Yank's turds
    eliminate his posts and their ton of misspelled words
    you'll thank me tomorrow when your board is so clean
    cause all of Yank's posts will be totally unseen

  • Reply to

    Battle Hymn of the PharmacyIII

    by zoomkittyzoom Aug 25, 2010 11:46 AM
    rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Aug 25, 2010 12:16 PM Flag

    Yank tries in vain to be clever reinforcing the adage that it is "better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt"!

    Yank never met a participle he couldn't dangle
    or a sentence he couldn't mangle
    a word he couldn't misspell
    or a message board he couldn't create a bad smell

    Here is the true version, not the STINK version:

    Mine eyes have seen the glory of the drugstores known as Wag
    They are trampling competition while fat Yank just nags and rags
    They have convenience and their FLU shots while the competition sinks
    Their truth is marching on.

    (Chorus)
    Glory, glory, hail to Walgreens!
    Glory, glory, hail to Walgreens!
    Glory, glory, hail to Walgreens!
    Their truth is marching on.

  • Reply to

    Battle Hymn of the Pharmacy II

    by zoomkittyzoom Aug 21, 2010 10:38 PM
    rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Aug 22, 2010 4:19 PM Flag

    I have the face of a pig and the brain of a chimp
    the body of a hippo and I look like a blimp
    I smell like a diaper that is loaded with poop
    and I always leave posts that you clean up with a scoop
    my head is quite empty and it's bald to be frank
    I have tons of IDs but you know me as YANK!

  • Reply to

    Duane Reed Cookies :)

    by robbsbeach Aug 8, 2010 5:10 PM
    rhyming_guy rhyming_guy Aug 10, 2010 11:02 PM Flag

    Yes yank is a fool, he is laughed at by all
    his continual beat downs leave him looking quite small
    he doesn't do research he must like looking dumb
    if facts were his clothing he would look like a bum
    he takes on the experts about a subject he knows little
    and because of his frustration in his diaper he piddles
    so in case you see a post from this perpetual fool
    watch the reply from IRUN where he takes Yank to school

  • He smells like a diaper that needs to be changed
    from his posts you would think he's completely deranged
    his stars come in waves like an ignorant sunami
    while he posts from his basement where he lives with his mommy
    he doesn't own stock and he hasn't a job
    he spends his time living the life of a slob
    so why would we care that his posts are a bore
    when most of the world has silly Yank on IGNORE
    but he loses control when Yahoo tells him to shush
    so they reach for the handle and silly Yank gets a FLUSH

  • Yes yank is a fool, he is laughed at by all
    his continual beat downs leave him looking quite small
    he doesn't do research he must like looking dumb
    if facts were his clothing he would look like a bum
    he takes on the experts about a subject he knows little
    and because of his frustration his diaper he piddles
    so in case you see a post from this perpetual fool
    watch the reply from the longs where they take Yank to school

  • Yes yank is a fool, he is laughed at by all
    his continual beat downs leave him looking quite small
    he doesn't do research he must like looking dumb
    if facts were his clothing he would look like a bum
    he takes on the experts about a subject he know little
    and because of his frustration his diaper he piddles
    so in case you see a post from this perpetual fool
    watch the reply from the longs where they take Yank to school

  • rhyming_guy by rhyming_guy Mar 12, 2010 9:35 PM Flag

    I post day and night, this board is my life
    no family or friends and certainly no wife
    I type stupid statements and give them five stars
    if lying was a crime I would soon be behind bars
    I know nothing about investing and my claims are all phoney
    it's hard to be taken seriously when I'm full of baloney
    so I post the same stuff and I keep sinking down
    as I try to avoid Irun and another harsh beat down

  • He smells like a diaper that needs to be changed
    from his posts you would think he's completely deranged
    his stars come in waves like an ignorant sunami
    while he posts from his basement where he lives with his mommy
    he doesn't own stock and he hasn't a job
    he spends his time living the life of a slob
    so why would we care that his posts are a bore
    when most of the world has silly Yank on IGNORE
    but he loses control when Yahoo tells him to shush
    so they reach for the handle and silly Yank gets a FLUSH

  • Day after day Yank suffers through beat downs
    he is hampered by lacking a brain or some sense
    his face like a pig's seems covered in frowns
    cause he can't keep up mentally, he's really quite dense
    he tries to be clever but it blows up in his face
    his brain works too slow to keep up a fast pace
    so someone should tell Yank he's just a poor bloke
    and let him in on the secret that HE IS THE JOKE!

  • rhyming_guy by rhyming_guy Feb 28, 2010 9:08 PM Flag

    I have the face of a pig and the brain of a chimp
    the body of a hippo and I look like a blimp
    I smell like a diaper that is loaded with poop
    and I always leave posts that you clean up with a scoop
    my head is quite empty and it's bald to be frank
    I have tons of IDs but you know me as YANK!

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