"As you can see, yhe bashers add nothing and are just trying to scare new investors."
If we really wanted to scare them, we would post a picture of your wife.
"Fncy have you ever been a member of the mile high club with Cousin Giada"
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do bears defecate in the woods?
Does Mrs. Hodges like cheesecake?
" you can bring along special equipment such as spare Sandale irrigation pumps so that the trip is considered a 'necessary business expense' "
Fncy is referring to a little-known amendment to the 2005 Defense Re-Authorization Act of 2005 slipped in by Liddy Dole, making leaking ice bags tax deductible.
As the Congressional Accounting Office characterized the situation "If no ice-bag deduction, no Army".
"Greg is obsessed with FEE."
He prefers to look at a computer screen than at a fat wife.
I can't say I blame him
"He posts garbage to disrupt the board. He is best ignored."
You say it is best to ignore me, while not ignoring me.
Attention New Investors.
The Hypesters have run away. So feel free to get all your information from the Bashers. I especially recommend listening to FEE--Fncydansir Ev.....ummm.... Ethical Enterprises.
"This board is under attack by bashers who want to scare away new investors. Best to ignore them"
Excellent. Ignoring the Bashers will give Bashers COMPLTE control in influencing potential new investors.
I bet you also think that if a husband ignores his wife being fat, then she just isn't fat anymore.
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
Well, you wonder why I always dress in brown,
The UPS uniform, the uniform that says that I'm a clown,
But why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone?
Well, there's a reason for the things that I have on.
I wear the brown for the stocks that are beaten down,
Investors in the hopeless, hungry side of town,
I wear it for the investor whose skills are a crime,
Defeated by the Bashers, each and every time.
I wear the brown for Greg and for frothy--just good friends or are they queeros?
And I wear it for the man who left out those three zeros
And for the man who advocates bright yellow pee
Why, you'd think He's talking straight to you and me.
Well, someone's doin' mighty fine, I do suppose,
With Giada in his lightnin' cars, and Fncy clothes,
But just so we're reminded of the ones who are held down,
Up front there ought 'a be a Man In Brown.
I wear it for the Captain, whose crazy like a bat,
And for Greg, whose wife is way too fat,
I wear the brown in mournin' for the lives destroyed in a grudge fire,
Each week cpt loses more--he never will retire.
And, I wear it for the investment money that has died,
Believin' that management was really on their side,
I wear it for other money that has died,
Believin' that Fish was on their side.
Well, there's things that never will be right I know,
And things need changin' everywhere you go,
But 'til we start to make a move to make a few things right,
You'll never see me wear a suit of white.
Ah, I'd love to wear a rainbow every day,
And tell the world that everything's OK,
But I'll try to carry off a little darkness in my town,
'Till things are brighter, I'm the Man In Brown
Trump Criticized for Mocking Handicapped Reporter
Associated Press November 25
Donald Trump says he doesn't remember the reporter whose disability he is accused of mocking, but the reporter says that they had been "on a first-name basis for years."
Trump has come under fire for what many believe was his public lampooning of the Star War noises coming out of the mouth of Celiac Times reporter JD Barron.
Barron has a chronic condition which causes his dental fillings to emit loud Star Wars noises..
During a speech Tuesday night, Trump screamed out loud Star Wars noises while discussing Mr. Barron.
On Thursday, Trump denied that he was making fun of Mr. Barron's disability, and said that despite having "one of the all-time great memories" he would not even be able to recognize Barron. "Sure, I met him a few times. But he was wearing welder's goggles. I couldn't even see his face."
Trump had cited a yahoo message board post Barron wrote in 2001 , saying it referred to large numbers of people running around celebrating the World Trade Center attacks. In an op-ed titled "Donald Trump, Take Your Meds" Mr. Barron said last week that Trump was "FLAT OUT wrong", that the people Barron had referred to were nurses chasing him, and their look of triumph was over injecting him with mycotically contaminated needles, not anything to do with the World Trade Center. Barron then stated that Trump was the sort of person who would burn down a whole newsroom, killing thousands of innocent reporters, to settle a personal disagreement over a news story. "I admire him for his bankruptcy skills, but not as a human being" said Mr. Barron.
"Pay for your own education idiot Liberal. Leave the taxpayer alone."
Should the taxpayers pay for the healthcare costs tobacco companies create?
Should the taxpayers pay for Israel?
"You jerks are obviously having zero effect on the price of MELA which has gone up "
Ignoring that mela has lost 99 percent of its value since we began engaging in Operation Bashing Freedom,, Crazy Greg cites mela's supposedly great performance. He seems to be off by three zeros.
P.S. This is like cpt's Fox News finding one warm day to discredit decades of very rapid global warming. I'd bet UPS must have some rule against hiring men whose wives weigh more than their airplanes, or Greg would be perfectly suited to work there.
"Pilo, look up fascism, along side the definition is a picture of Obama"
Look up "pathetic crazed liar", along with a picture of you molesting a young boy.
"rody, have you been seeing a lot of strange people hanging around lately? "
Well, yeah, this is the MO board.
"Have you ever been a membor of a white supremacist organization"
Yes, I was a Republican for many years.
"or are you a self-prescribed member of ISIS?"
You need a prescription to join ISIS? Wow, the government bureaucrats at the FDA intrude into every part of our lives.
" What did Jewish people do to make you hate them so much?"
Too much salt and onions in Jewish herring. When I eat herring I want to taste the FISH.
" Do you remember bdtd100?"
Who could forget her?
" Was she one of your old aliases,"
Freak, are you aware that you and her agreed on most issues?
" the holocaust denier?"
Explain how you can be a global warming denier but not a holocaust denier. All of your arguments against global warming are essentially arguments against the holocaust having occurred.
"May all your hatred come back to haunt you. I curse you. I think you are cursed and will spend eternity burning in the flames of hell"
Are you aware that Ted Cruz thinks the Hebrews will burn in hell? And somewhere I recall hearing that Alan Dershowitz thinks Cruz is the smartest person he ever met, smarter than Einstein and PeeWee Herman put together.
"Obama is sick. He just said the Syrian Refugees are like Pilgrims. He really wants to transform the character of our nation to be a non-Christian nation. Same way he wants Iran to get the Bomb so he could blackmail Israel into giving up the West Bank for a Palesti,ian State. Israel would then have indefensible borders. Obama wants Israel to exist as a non-Jewish state. Really people who support Obama, hate America."
Stop your whining, financefreak. If Iran blew Israel off the map Iran would be doing the United States a huge favor.
The Story of Thanksgiving
In the early 1600's, a group of dissidents from the SGMO board set sail, and reached the mela board. . The mela board natives were primitive people, and gave the Pilgrims a hostile welcome, referring to them as a bunch of anonymous hacks. For their part, the Pilgrims returned the hostility, giving the natives blankets infected with smallpox, and peanut butter knives contaminated with bread gluten.
The winter, spring and summer of 1621 were very harsh. The natives had not saved up food, instead squandering their resources on a company that made devices that were evil spirit detectors (the DemonFind) that were converted canoe-hole detectors. The leader of the natives, Chief Nowhere Mann, was a person of very limited intelligence. Wearing his ceremonial brown uniform he would urge his equally not-too-bright followers to wait till November. By early November, the situation had grown even more desperate. Nevertheless, Chief Nowhere Mann assured his subjects that they were actually food-flow positive, and that naysayers were leaving off three zeros.
Feeling sorry for his rivals, the Pilgrim leader performed a fancy rain dance to help the crops. His assistant taught the natives how to irrigate the crops with a leaking ice bag. One of the Pilgrims even gave all his pants to the freezing natives. By late November, both sides got together for a great feast (somewhat spoiled by the fat wife of one of the natives eating most of the food). Peace was made, and that is how Thanksgiving came about.
Several large caravans of food trucks are en route to feed Mrs. Hodges on Thanksgiving day. Please avoid being on the roadways in California, Oregon and Washington State.
Use extreme caution should you encounter her. Do not try to be a hero.
"Alan Dershowitz said Ted Cruz was the smartest student he ever had at Harvard Law."
No, he did not, you pathetic liar.
And since when do you respect Dershowitz?
"Still living with your mom?"
"Does that charming lady from Texas (Mary?) still check in? I always wanted to buy her lunch"