Research In Motion Limited Message Board

Satan here...

Prius doesn't need brakes. When it suddenly accelerates on its own, the car in front of the Prius stops it. tm thinks of everything.

Satan here...

When will tm pay back US and Canadian taxpayers for their freebies? You must know the answer. Maybe go check the bulletin board in the dealership's break room after you jockey some Venzas from the service bays to the scrap lot.

Derrick here...

So, divymike, did you get the notsosimple alert about grpn? No, of course you didn't.

But tell us again how well your know mikey after 1 month on the board. He still taking in strays? Maybe you can back it up?

Aloha from Philly. ESAD.

Satan here...

When will tm pay back US and Canadian taxpayers? You should know. The number is in the billion$.

Derrick here...

Your first post on the emc board was in May of this year. And now you claim to know where mikey is posting and you call him/her/it a 'great investor'. How could you gauge his/her/its abilities in less than a month? Oh, wait...or you could be caught in another ID sting? Sad. Predictable. Dumb. Loser.

BTW: Guess where the big play is today? Our notsosimple network is humming. Juan is at his best. You? Wannabe. Loser.

Aloha from wet Philly. ESAD.

Derrick here...

We'd pay to see you and Chicago together. When and where will the meeting be? Or is this another baseless claim? Probably.

BTW: Our notsosimple subscribers just got a new alert. They're making money while you male slice and bake cookies.

Aloha from wet Philly. ESAD.

Satan here...

Are you allowed to take off the helmet at night?

Satan here...

You mean a niche market where no one buys their products in volume high enough to survive? Who knew.

Game changer.

Satan here...

Don't forget the magnetic sign on Thor's limo that said "Buy a Phone...Please!" Full run costs must have been $75. Too bad the sign didn't have a phone number or site to follow-up.

Game changer.

Satan here...

So that lime green Venza parked outside your single-wide looks good to you? Yikes.

Derrick here...

Will stec hit a new 52 week low soon? Maybe. Time for divymike to jump in a buy 100 shares with his disability check.

BTW: Japanese market taking a hit. Will emc and vmw be ripe for a concrete dive? Splat!

Aloha from Philly. ESAD.

Derrick here...

Sounds like dividendmikey is using 'swing oil' to run his time machine. He might use Mad Dog 20/20. Explains his constant inability to focus. Maybe that's why his 'partner' dumped his #$%$

Aloha from Philly. Gonna eat a least one cheese steak everyday until Sunday. Yum.

Satan here...

Will the floor mats have vehicle and driver information for first responders? Hope so.

Derrick here...

mikey, what branch of the armed services were you in? Rank, MOS? Juan needs it for his blog. Sorry working for emc doesn't count.

Aloha from Memphis. ESAD.

Derrick here...

Morning mike, how's vmw going to do today? emc? Your reits? Will the disability check cover the losses? Hope so.

Aloha from Memphis. ESAD.

Derrick here...

Did you forget we are notsosimple? Did your bong need servicing? Mistakes like that make Juan a nut case. He might have to buy a whole truck load of stec just to get over the pain.

Aloha from Memphis.

Satan here...

Thanks for the heads up Mrs. Heins.

BTW: Any offers for the house yet?

Satan here...

Guess tm's breather from new recalls is over.

That was quick.

Derrick here...

mikey, is having multiple IDs a crutch? Or does pretending to have knowledge and wealth a crutch? Juan want's to know for his blog. Thanks.

Aloha from Bermuda. ESAD.

Satan here...

You take advice from a guy who combs his hair over his head, then sprays it with super glue? That explains your love of rim. Sad.

Game changer.