Super Bowl ads are making KO the one that ain't IT.
Drinking Diet Coke is like drinking sweet urine.
Ben has been pumping voter hands to get votes for the Slick Donald. Ben says coal will revive as the pollution of choice, and now he's ready to look for Big Foot. We need Big Foot for VP says Ben. We need to stomp out the EPA crooks, he says. Coal Lovin Woman is ready to vote tomorrow. She bounced Ben out of the Airstream for flatulence blasting in a confined area.
Bag holders were screwed by the EPA's inaction on bankruptcy clean up rules. Coal firms were allowed to go belly up to avoid pollution clean ups. Bag Holders must unite and fight. Ben Dover.
EPA ordered by judge to clean up its act. Government stooges have until years end.
Ole codger Ben. Just like Mother Hen. Sat on his nest.
Said Ben knows best. You know the rest.
Ole codger Ben. Dropped his drawers again. Mean ole judge stuck him in the pen. Got 2 to ten.
Looks like they grab big bucks for themselves and milk the public.
Babybenstevens must be a big boy now. Does he fly around with aliens like Daddy ? Is it likely ole man Ben is underground at Mt. Shasta working with aliens ? Or is he busy trying to dump coal ash into the rivers ?
Coal lovin woman is rockin the trailer tonight with her coal lovin men and Viagra, home made blue berry wine.
Steam is comin outta the vents. 3 4x4 pickups outside in the snow. Coal geezers know where to go for a good time.
Do you party and boogie with Sara Palin ? Did 2015, the hottest year in history, melt your ice age ?
Does dumping coal ash in the rivers promote your agenda of poisoning the fish ? The EPA ignored dangers of water pollution beyond toxic in Flint Michigan. Is the EPA goal to poison American citizens ??
We need a new cleaned up Ben with a new clean membership card in the Sierra Club.
You ole buzzard, you know better to think the Potomac is in Michigan. Every dummy knows it's in Obama's back yard. Flint Michigan is more polluted water on top of polluted water in Virginia. Get past the Clinch River in Va. and they say don't drink the water. Coal waste everywhere. They are cleaning it up, but the water is poison. 2015 was the hottest year in history. Where's your ICE AGE ?
Today's headlines: oceans twice as warm since 1997 due to man made causes. What you think about that ?