LOL Steve. Here's some Okie jokes for you...
Q: What do Oklahomans do on Halloween?
A: Pump kin!
Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Oklahoma burned down?
A: Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma?
A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Hey, my sense of humor was good enough for you to use it for your ID on here.
14 days after I 1st coined "Lover Toy" by posting on here, you formed your corvettelovertoy ID.
Did you like Manhattan Transfer's music?
Chino is actually Ted Novak. I will give you his Facebook info in another post. Meanwhile, enjoy this article below about him. He doesn't much care if he loses money on his "investments", cause stuff in Mexico is so cheap.
CNN Money, "Where I retired"
Name: Ted and Nancy Novak
Ages: 55 and 56
Why they love it: Friendly people, good food, cold beer
When we moved to Mazatlan from Minneapolis, our friends thought we were nuts.
We find the weather perfect, the cost of living great, the life style wonderful and the medical care satisfactory. There's great walking, 335 days of sunshine a year, friendly people, good food and cold beer: That does it for us.
When we first came here, we rented a small apartment on the beach, which was fun but too small. We bought a bigger place across the street. It has two bedrooms and two baths, and is about 1,600 square feet all on one level. We never intended to live here full time, so we kept a place in Minnesota. After two years, we were sure we wanted to stay.
There are not many gringos living in this part of Mexico, and prices for everyday items are better here because it's a real functioning city, not a tourist town like Cancun. A beer is about a dollar and you can get a good meal -- like a fillet of fish, rice and vegetable -- for about $10, including tax and tip.
You can still buy a nice house two blocks from the beach for less than $200,000. We live a very nice life style for about $30,000 a year but you could do it for less.
As for health care, we have Blue Cross/Blue Shield which covers us here if we have an emergency. We were in the hospital for a night recently and it was adequate. They don't have all the diagnostic testing you find in the States.
As Americans, we apply for a visa extension once a year, which enables us to stay here without leaving and coming back and also allows us to keep our car here full time. It costs $100.
Below is some choice MySon blathering. RSO since then has declined 37%, while S&P 500 has increased 51%. That's why most people should invest in index funds. RSO dividend since then down 20% too.
If you want sustainable rising income
by mysonchino • Aug 9, 2012 5:33 PM
"I have an opinion and it is only my opinion as to the best areas to generate high, sustainable, increasing income and capital appreciation.
My first choice is RSO. This is because of the extremely high yield and the fact that it is now sustainable. It will increase(but not much) and share price will increase(but not much) over the next 3 years. But the current income is great and I believe safe.... "
Please let us know all about that!
3941, that was actually Robby (vpsqdm). And perhaps you are too.
Hey, do you have any jokes about Golf and/or Tiger Woods?
Total Return % (06/30/2015)
1-Month,, 3-Month 6-Month YTD, 1-Year 3-Year 5-Year 10-Year 15-Year
O -2.17 -12.87 -4.58 -4.58 4.96 6.74 12.34 9.53 12.4
RSO -3.59 -11.23 -16.87 -16.87 -18.47 5.11 7.33 — —
Example: “Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Klu Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour.”
Hey M... any admission of shortcomings would surely have been imposter(s) of Fred.
Hey Jack Lord... You made a statement, yet you used a question mark.
Question marks are used when asking a question.