I am Bill Ackman. Some of you already know this, you're just that smart. For awhile, I was just paid to write posts here , but then I assumed his identity and here we are.
I was lying about HLF all along, just hoping that everyone would believe my completely crazy story. Obviously, HLF is the best company capitalism has ever seen --- zero costs, infinite growth, instant wealth. What could be better? I admit I was a fool for not just becoming a distributor long ago.
I will try to pick up the pieces of my shattered life. I should have realized my mistake earlier, when a financial genius and pillar of investing like Carl Icahn disagreed with me. Live and learn. At least I have some tax losses.....ha ha ha.
I do thank the SEC for tolerating my rants with such patience. They sat there day after day, listening to my assertions with such steely reserve....almost frozen, really. I cannot praise their professionalism enough. They were all at their desks every day.. Every. Day. Quite an organization. we're so lucky to have them watching out for the real scammers.
As for me, I'm off to the Carribbean for a break.....perhaps some diet supplements and Pilates.
You smell tulips. Well, snort actually.
this is long past vitamins, or accounting, or even Ponzi schemes. This is now just a classic bubble.
It doesn't matter what it is, or how it's sold, or who uses it. It's just a magical tulip that everyone wants.
Those who are completely foreign to wealth cannot help being vulgar discussing it.
It's one thing to sell worthless paper to the market for cash. No brainer.
It isn't such a slam dunk the other way round......presuming sound corporate governance. So let the buyback begin!
I've never heard that Buffett ever went to casinos or bought lottery tickets. When it came to investing (which is not this), he did not risk his money out of desperation or impatience.
While you are clearly a mensa member.