Thanks for #$%$ down the nape of the necks of these stupid f #$%$ trading club morons who has maybe $1500 of equity in their margin accounts and hope Ackman keeps paying them for the worst postings ever seen on YHOO.
It is a source of constant laughs to see you stomp them without even trying, especially tibofbobshite, swampidoosh, imhummeria, texcrement and his other stupid ash "sand up his vaghhina" aliases. My first two pages have nothing but your posts -- all else is on ignore. LOL
Greg needs no help kicking you stupid F'er #$%$s in the facre, but he flushed more intellect after his last bowel movement than you have in all of your numb effer aliases put together. I can't believe Ackman is so F stupid as to pay you #$%$ f heads to post such dog S all day, even on weekends.
We can all see how much you S heads with sand all up in your vaghhhinas are worth as the stock has run from below $30 to $70 and is now READY TO RIP THE HEADS OFF THE STUPID F SHORTS wITH ANY CAPITAL LEFT.
See you ashwipes at $75 next week and $90 by EOY (faster and higher if they get the leveraged buyback ready to go with PWC news). LOL
I know this tubofshiteunderstands nothing and is here to do nothing other than divert attention, but i'll join you stomping on his tiny head for a moment since he has said this pivot dog S at least 10 times.
This putz toboshite swampi texcement calling greg a douche is like obama calling the Affordable Healthcare Act "legislation loved by all." There is no bigger douche than that moron on this board -- not once anything worth considering; never correct on any point made.
As for my commentary on the pivot? It is of course just a fact.
We've explained that we view charts as useful but not the end all for entrance and exit breakouts and tops, and while many well established chart patterns often prove useful, others do not.
In this case, the 4 weeks tight was followed by a move higher, and then with Obama leading the idiots in DC we saw a full week swoon on many if not most beta names and what was obviously a full shake out of all the momo longs that carried on a couple more weeks before resolving to volume pickup on the right side of the now apparent short base. As we posted along, we added trade sleeve shares all the way down to $62 and the turnaround is not surprising in that the recent low pressed into levels Stiritz, Soros and the company have been buying. That leaves just real players still in the stock, and the shares READY TO RIP HIGHER. LOL
We also note the weekly chart reveals the significance of blowing past $70, as greg said, easy with news coming, then past resistance at $73, and the pivot just above that. We still think the stock gets to $90 by EOY with the PWC recertified financials and leveraged buyback announced or the buzzing LBO possibility.
What dey gonna do bout it? Do sometin about it Uncle Carl.
Stock ready to RIP higher Monday with the PWC news? LOL
Ackman is hosed with his dumb effer hedges.
The pantswetter short chumps posting here don't actually have a margin account or any money to bet with Ackman. They are just gumptarded putzes. LOL
As we've said since March, Bill has likely hedged alot of his stupid assh short and now putz put transaction with long shares (between 13F dates) and call options (which are not reported on 13F) and he likely hedged out his dumb assh long on JCP too between dates -- that would certainly explain why his fund's performance has only suked vs reporting huge losses this year on these really lame stockpicking butches he has made lots of noise about.
But all of that is expensive, and so are the dividends he pays longs on borrowed shares and the stock loans. And so are the opportunity costs(e.g., going long at $38 when we did vs stubbornly, egotistically remaining lame assh short). The time element of his puts is ticking off, same on his hedge calls.
Keep twisting the knife enema team, Bill has begged for the abuse. And they have yet to come with the LBO or leveraged Buyback launch. Fun as hell to note Bill says the buyback won;t do much for the shares -- ya right Bill... taking out 15% of the shares with an after tax cost less than the dividend won't jolt ebit and eps per shares and won't help the residual valuation per share? That's as #$%$ as tobofshitebob and texcrements and swampi's nonsense here. LOL
FY Eat S doooshie bagette. I told Bill your tubif #$%$ alias is the dumbest on yahoo -- so keep your posts limited to your texcrement and swampdoosh aliases.
Did I mention FY?
Prior to Ackman's "ridiculously expensive restructuring" (as Chapman explained it), Ackman had 24m shares short. His nutty otc put trade swapped out 10m shares short with the stock at $70 for a put trade Ramey and other suggest has 10m shares under put option with a strike at $37.50 and for which he paid an estimated premium of $6 per share.
So, ignoring that he can not possibly have a "similar profit" under the restructuring (he'll be missing and "profits between ($70 - 31.50) x 10m shares or call it = $385m and that his $6m+ premium is likely to expire worthless in 2015, that means Ackman's pershing Square fund still has its investors short some 14,000,000 shares of HLF (call it an economic hit of some $49.7m based on the current $69.40 /share print). So how does that square up with the bi-weekly SI report since his post Sep 30th cutoff for 13Fs as per Ackman's October 2 announcement?
Settlement Date Short Interest Avg Daily Share Volume Days To Cover
10/31/2013 20,772,104 2,255,828 9.208195
10/15/2013 20,195,382 3,069,032 6.580375
9/30/2013 24,481,019 3,485,424 7.023828
Well, Ackman's long and call offsets aside, it looks as if old Bill is holding one big smelly sock full of his own bs and horse dung, and ready to stuff it down his own throat as Woody Allen suggested was hard to find when one needs it. In fact, Bill is short all but 7m shares of the last reported total. LOL
The rest of you the unhedged short putzes ruining this board since $35/share deserve to be hurled under the rear axle of the short bus... this stock is on the launchpad -- see you all at $90+ soon
Hope those studying along with us are having fun this year. The fund is now up well over 84% YTD -- great yes, but our long term CAGR is also above 50%. As our real time ideas reveal, we are actually quite good at this. LOL
How you short putzes doing today?
HLF is resolving to the upside as well.
We actually are quite good at this mm thang. LOL
This is just getting going with uncle Carl and the Enema Brigade.
Short squeeze? F no -- just headed to a reasonable valuation in the $95-110 range... unless the PWC recertified financials are ready to get filed with a $2B debt deal for the BIG KAHUNA BUYBACK Uncle Carl has been quietly helping them organize.
Anyone shorts is F hosed though... and so are Ackman's time-dated hedges. LOL
Loeb: Ackman's accusations were unfounded [so we went long against his dog S.] LOL
Woody Allen's sock full of horse dung for the shorts dweebs here... LOL
wheels on the short bus go round and round
thump thump thump
thump thump thump
wheels on the short bus go thump thump thump
all through the town
queue up now y'morons... and when the short bus comes by going 80 mph, jump right under that rear axle so we can all laugh as it RIPS to $90/share. LOL
A delightful name often involved in activist positions. Pals with Uncle Carl, they are likely right their with Stiritz ready to play "pregnant LBO" or the pending $2B Leverage BUYBACK program.