Wall Street reacts favorably when a reputable company cuts the div. It is when some fly by nightster cuts that causes alarms & exodus. A good pruning at this juncture would be prudent and well received.
This is what can happen when Mr. Market decides The Jig Is Up. It Could Happen Here,and all the Big Gunz have been firing across the bow. Sniff The Coffee. & Read The Downgrades. I remember all too well,when FRO & NAT were all the News,with the double hulls,bla,bla,bla. Same Chitz with RIG,and the rest in the patch,with all the news about Ultra This & Jack Up That.... All Hype,and everyone who is anyone knows that We are gonna 'Drill Baby Drill" until the Mid West looks like a chunk of Suisse Chezzz.....
Look what happened with PBR and all the oil under the salt domes. There is plenty there and it is not going anywhere,for now,the easy finds are located right in the heartland of USA,and infrastructure is just getting up to steam. Look at a 1 year chart for CLR,then prepare Yourself for a slow & disheartening performance in the deepwater arena for next few decades. If stock goes to 15,do You still think the div will be where it was last Q ? If They announce a slash, look out below !
How You Doing Down There , Long Dongzz, new Lowz being served up at the galley Today,from Chef DownGrade. Stench called it first,then Barclays,and now the list continues to grow as the Share price wiltz.
StenchCloud ,The Renouned Chart Sage,concludes that mid teens are going to be served at The 4th Of July Bar- B - Q,along with chopped lettuce, freshly picked from the head in Your pocketzzz ........
Wasn't that You,recently,parading around to all the watering holez,drunk,filterless cigarette hanging from Your dry,chapped lipz,shiny hinny,worn out wool tweed pantz,telling everyone about the expertise You have???
Put Your Dependz Adult Diapers On and Be Prepared.. If out on the go during any news alert of a div slash,do not attempt to hold back and fight the eruption in Your bowels,keep marching,head high. If You hold it it back,the Chitz will begin squirting out Your eyes,as You watch the plunge in share price,splattering the screen of the hand held device You just bought. Depends..........
Thank You For Sharing The Information Provided,You Are An OutStanding Credit ToThis Board. Most Of The Jerks Around Here got Sucked In While Stock Was In 40s,and They Have a Hard-On Attitude Towards Anyone Who Does Not Continue Pumping.. Their Portfolios Are Also "Softening"The Viagra Quit Working.
This Looks Like A Lousy Quarter Shaping. Lower Lows Seems To Be Pattern. A Lot Of Bad Points Being Brought Up In The Press. Appears To Have Fallen Out Of Favor With The Street.
I am sleeping very little. I ate Mexican Today,with lotz of beanzzzzz. You will be hearing from Me after the bell ! The market is already correction mode and teenz by early summer possible. The Magic Show with the div will probably get canceled and there will be no rabbitz pulled from magicians hat,however,You can Chitz in Your hats.
The Longs will all be cheerful,laughing with all Their Commradez from Nordic American Tanker (NAT). Take a look at the 5 year chart on NAT,take a long look,5 years back,or 10 years back, then laugh it off.
The "Death Cross" coincided with Barclays Prediction of a 50% drop. Stench was also aware of chart and I issuede a Big Time Headzz Up Everybody and They all laughed at The Wright Bros. There is a powerful decline moving into the lower bowels and a double bottom near 15 is possible before year end. This same Chitzz happened with NAT. Single Digitz is not out of the realm. It may take a slow ride down,with lower lows and torturous to watch,or,it could be lightning fast,with a kick to the ballz so swift,that when You resume vertical position following the fetal crouch,trying to locate Your jewels,You will look in the mirror to see walnut ear ringzzz. What About My Next Dividend.. Boo-Hoo, The Big Boyz,will direct You to search under The Seatzz Cushionz,and flick some Cigarz Ashes on Your Headzzz...Maybe They will also give You a good kick in the pantz,and tell You to get out of Their Office and don't come back,unless you have another sack of cash to place on Their desk,which upon emptying out on said desk,they will proceed to Chitz in the sack and hand it back to You,which You can take home and use as a pillow. Sleep Tight little Pee - Onz, dream about the Sand Bag.........
Another 30% Drop From Here Will fulfill Barclays Prediction. Or were they just shilling,too,when stock was Mid 40s.......'
Who among You can substantiate Your claims that CS created this downgrade in an effort to sink the stock,and that none of the information provided has credibility? Who am I to believe ; You,The Bag Holding Longzzz,who bought the first leg down and the Dividend Yikes Announcement??? Or should I lend credence to CS,and Their long respected and accurate track record for honest and impeccable in depth financial guidance . All Your whining on this message board will not relieve You of the simple fact,that You got caught holding the Chitz bag & a sore loser. The Big Boyzz are all out having a blast this weekend (on Your dime),and for all they care,You can drop by the office over the weekend and Sniff The Fartez Out Of Their Arm Chairzzz. !! How Many Of You "Caught" the hefty div payout during the double hull mania ??? Show Your Faces with all the Chitz Dripzz hanging from Your noses.
Go Ahead Tough Guy, slip on a pair of "ultra" snug fitting, leak proof Adult Diaperzz. There will be no more of trying to disguise that panic look on Your faces,as You race toward the nearest,germ filled rest room. With tight fitting "Snugz", You can march around Wall Street with that confident,manly appearance,with full knowledge that You won't be sporting that baggy ace look in Your trousers like some of them other shmuckzz.Go with the flow gentlemen,pretend that You knew all about the impending downgrades and You are calm as a cucumber -- no Chitz in My Pantzz,look at the expression on my facebook page..."Mr. Confidence" and a wink of the eye to "Snuggy Fitz".
Getting The Chitz In Your trunks Yet? Try Stepping Into The "Snuggy Fitzz Adult Diaperzz" it will allow You to look Like A Champ But You Will know In Your heart,that You are just a Chump.