With all the chaos in the world, a constitutional amendment must be enacted to keep Obama President.
Work on Steadman, he might be more easily approachable and have less firewalls around him.
They will have to hire more security and child proof windows for unhappy employees.
Its just not the Olympics without him.
ronald regan had to have someone dress him when he was priesident, becasue even then he was unable to perform these tasks due to alzheimers. So it was the dresser's responsibility to attach a flag pin to his lapel.
you're an idiot
please flush after using
Or the week after that. This week was a total washout.
thats the ticket. Start a trend, get the hipsters in Brooklyn to display it.
The party is over. Employees should line up for their unemployment checks.
thats the new thing, everyone wants them.
He always knows where the buffett table is.
We don't care about no stinkin earnings.
I'll be checking back all morning
there is no snta claus
too bad there is only one more trading day this week
its like the race track today
All he has to do is recommend INTC tonight and it will be jinxed this year.