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thurstonbillingsley 35 posts  |  Last Activity: Apr 11, 2014 9:43 PM Member since: Aug 6, 2013
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  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Apr 11, 2014 9:43 PM Flag

    I think I will get my BMW detailed in the morning. There's nothing like rolling up your sleeves, exposing a gold Rolex over the steering wheel and driving a luxurious car.

    My father was a great republican, now I'm following in his footsteps,

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Apr 11, 2014 9:39 PM Flag

    I asked for extra shrimp on my salad and the waitress told me that it would be $14.95 extra. Then she asked if that was OK. I raised my voice and pulled up my pant leg and told her, "These are $75 socks from Neiman Marcus, How dare you ask me if I can afford the shrimp?"

    The maître d came running over and that's when I showed him my gold Rolex and told him I am a Republican. I told him I could buy the restaurant and fire every one of them. He told me there would be no charge for the shrimp and that he would assign a new waitress, so I calmed down.

    Do you think the maître d was impressed that valet parked my car also?

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Apr 11, 2014 9:31 PM Flag

    I went into one of those big bookstores that has a Starbucks inside and they refused to take my Gold Starbucks card. I threw a tantrum and demanded to speak with the manager. The manager said there was nothing they could do because they were independently owned and simply couldn't accept the card. I finally calmed down after he offered me a complimentary second drink.

    After I got my drinks I spotted a table where someone had left numerous books. So I went to sit down and wouldn't you know I spilled both drinks all over the books? So I went back to the counter and threw another tantrum because they weren't keeping the tables clear.

    Do you think the manager was impressed that I had a Gold Starbucks card? Republicans always carry the more card that is more prestigious.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Apr 11, 2014 9:20 PM Flag

    So I rolled up my sleeve and showed her my Rolex. Republicans love it when they can conveniently show off their toys.

  • I usually spend at least $400 for dinners on Friday evenings. Republicans like to treat themselves on special occasions. It makes us feel special.

  • I have a little over $425,000 I am thinking about investing into BAC tomorrow, My time frame is two years and my goal is to make enough to buy a few nice Rolexes, My gimpp brother asked me to help him buy a new wheelchair, but I told him my money is on the way to the bank. In two years I should have in the range of 80 to 85 Rolexes. It would be nice if I could use the proceeds from this investment to procure up to my 90th Rolex.

    Do you think it will be impressive that I'll have over 90 Rolexes in two years? Republicans live for their luxury items!!

  • A lot of people have been emailing questions about which Rolex I am going to wear today. The truth is, I haven't decided yet. If I go to the new restaurant on the corner, I'll definitely wear my gold Presidential. I think it impresses the maître d'.

    Republicans like to impress the maître d'.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Mar 25, 2014 1:28 PM Flag

    People are more impressed with the name Rolex. It just says 'Republican'.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Mar 25, 2014 12:46 PM Flag

    Macy's and Nordstrom are tacky.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Mar 25, 2014 12:41 PM Flag

    Never give a dime of the family's money to anyone else. Then he went away.

    My father was a great Republican and I'm following in his footsteps.

  • Whenever I'm done ordering and just as the waiter is turning away, I say, "Oh, and give me extra shrimp with that". The waiter usually say, "Certainly, but that will be an extra $12.95". I respond with "Of course, go on", then I flick my fingers at him as if to shoo him away. They must think I'm a rich and powerful person to respond like that.

    Republicans like to be impressive.

  • I think it really irks my neighbor that I have high end cabinets and counters in my garage. He's been wanting to get new counters for a long time,but being a democrat, cannot afford them. I had the cabinets installed last month with some rare and expensive wood called Koa. During the daytime I leave my garage door open so my neighbor can see them. Do you think he is jealous?

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Mar 25, 2014 12:19 PM Flag

    I usually take a loaner car while they are working on mine but this morning I decided to hang around to show everyone my newest Rolex. I went into the waiting area to pour a coffee beverage when I saw that they didn't have my favorite latte flavor. I immediately went into the service manager's office and threw a tantrum. After several minutes he offered to drive to Starbucks and purchase a drink for me, so I calmed down. I waited in his office until he got back.

    I think I'll go to Neiman Marcus this afternoon and take a look at the Spring collections. Republicans love to browse the expensive items. It makes us feel special.

  • I brought several pair of dress shoes into the club as they had minor scuffs here and there. By the time I was done, I had used 31 of the clubs bath towels and black shoe polish was everywhere. I honestly didn't think about it when I started. Apparently some democrat told the staff what I was doing and the general manager came in seething mad. He raised his voice and we had quite a shouting match. I threw a tantrum and told them I was going to sue because they changed the channel lineups and took Fox News off the TV's in the areas of the club that I frequent. He calmed down and asked me to please not do this again.

    Afterwards I went to Starbucks and asked the manager to guess how much my shoes cost. He couldn't believe it when I told him my Bruno Magli's were $895 before tax.

    Republicans like to impress the managers at Starbucks.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Mar 12, 2014 12:21 PM Flag

    I ordered a venti latte at Starbucks and was showing the manager my new Rolex when I spilled my drink on my new Gucci shoes. These shoes were $425. I was furious and blamed the manager for distracting me.

    Republicans like to keep their luxury items like new.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Feb 7, 2014 10:05 AM Flag

    His final words were, 'Never give a dime of the family to anyone.'. Then he faded away.

    He was a great republican and I'm following in his footsteps.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Feb 7, 2014 10:02 AM Flag

    Do you think the baristas get jealous when I reach for my drink and they see my Rolex?

    Republicans like to make the baristas jealous.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Feb 7, 2014 10:00 AM Flag

    So I go to pick up my new $151,175 BMW next week and I have decided if I'll throw a tantrum. I make try to cause some sill situation so I can raise my voice and threaten them with some action. Then I'll settle down after they try to appease me. Republicans love to be appeased.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Feb 7, 2014 9:57 AM Flag

    So I pick up my new $151,175 BMW Grand Coupe on Monday and I couldn't be more excited. I've spent a lot of time thinking about my new vanity plates. I think I've settled on RPUB151K. Everything is coming together at the right time. I'll pick up my new Neiman Marcus suit tomorrow and the first gold Rolex I ever purchased just came back from the jewelers after being cleaned. Do you think I'll look impressive driving out of the dealership with my suit, my hand draped over the steering wheel exposing my gold Rolex driving a $151,175 car? I told the sales manager last week that I'm a republican, so he probably expects that I own a Rolex or two.

  • thurstonbillingsley by thurstonbillingsley Feb 5, 2014 11:19 AM Flag

    The barista complimented 'my watch', so I demanded to talk with the manager and threw a tantrum. I started shouting and told him that only democrats call a Rolex a 'watch'. I told him that Rolex's are timepieces and that he should fire the barista immediately. He offered me a free drink coupon so I settled down.

    Republicans like to have their concerns acknowledged.

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