Typical of comment from somebody that no parent would leave a 6 year old alone with for 5 minutes.
and a Market Halt ever 15 minutes.
That would make sense, or a price reduction on the Spare Tired option.
Or an update on the Mars Dealership opening date?
You may be right, but what I have come to know, this market, sorry, cesspool, hurts the most people possible at any moment in time regardless of what the facts would recommend.
Any indication he was sober?
Well, may be that might happen sooner than I thought.
They did that in March 2009. They changed Depression to Great Recession, and Lack-Luster to Recovery.
Wonder when the U.S.Vix hits 12?
Webster's announced today they will be changing the definition for the word 'transitory' to an event that continues for at least 20 straight years. By example; it will now be correct to say, although the 'price' of any given item, such as oil remains essentially constant over a long period of time, say 15 or 20 years, it can be said that the price is 'transitory'. This application of word identification as 'transitory', can also be applied to inflation, employment, and all contributing components used to make-up any given number. Therefore, it would 'now' be correct for Chair Yellen to say; our forecast remains X based upon 'transitory factors', even though those 'transitory' factors' have not changed for a decade.