on that news!
Janet Yellen announced today, putting every cent you can find into the stock market will guarantee that you'll never get cancer or go blind.
In fact, calling it insane is an underestimate of how ridiculous it has become.
return to all time highs. Of course, significant civil unrest, rioting and hand-to-hand combat with police would surely boost the retail sector as well.
Look, I was wrong when the share price rose $12 dollars on the new plastic wheel-cap covers, I was also wrong when Elon announced he was looking for a site to build a 'dealership; on the planet Mars, and again, I was wrong when Elon said he could deliver cars using something called a Hyper-Loop directly into the buyer's driveway ... collectively adding $40 dollars to the share price ... but projecting 600 sales in Iraq and the Ukraine, really, I think at least 1,000 cars would be more reasonable, right? I don't like it when a CEO under-estimates in order to beat numbers.
than anything else.
Looks like Yellen's Amber-Alert to Wall Street that the MONEY is on the way worked.
but then again, the stock jumped $5 bucks on that press release!
but don't worry, the Special Meeting scheduled in September should delist this for good.
Or did Tesla announce how many Model "S" sales they project in Iraq?
after all, neither make money but Tesla hasn't filed bankruptcy.
but I suppose that makes more sense than 1,500 Model "S' sales on the planet Mars by 2016.
and next year when the Mars Dealership opens, just think how many units those Martians will buy. I tell you this company is heading for big things, not one cent in profits but some really big things!
or at least more Russian - Ukraine fighting.
right? And as a hard and fast rule for nearly 6 years, and dead economy and horrible news have been the ONLY reason to rally.
add 10 points more for every suicide bomber and 10 more points for every 'earning beat' on previously "lowered estimate' and 'buy-backs financed by zero-rate-Fed-money. The Ebola virus has been very positive as well when it surpassed killing 1,000 and the W.H.O issued a global emergency warning. It was particularly positive for stocks to hear Italy "returned to Recession" although not as positive as an 'airliner' being shot down. Germany's economy falling like a 50,000 pound concrete truck also aided the rally. It was very encouraging to learn that 40% of the foreclosures in the U.S. are in New York, New Jersey and Florida and extremely encouraging to learn that 5% of all homes in New Jersey with a mortgage are in foreclosure. Another round of multi-billion-dollar settlements rallied the banking sector as the DOJ announced that now every major money center bank operating in America has been fined for 'fraud', suppose that is positive because nobody is going to jail over it. Oh, and Obama went on two week vacation ... got to keep-up with Congress I guess. Well, in closing ... let's all hope we can see some really great news next week, I'm looking forward to mystery country detonating a small but highly effective radio-active bomb ... clearly that will secure 17,000's for the Dow and a very fast move into 2,000's for the S/P.
and highly recommended as a BUY, BUY, BUY by 200 or 300 TV stock pickers before 8am Monday.
although it would be very market positive to learn that several hundred thousand were killed by a major chemical attack too!