for the economy.
Forget this Post, Wal-Mart reports TV sales will improve U.S. GDP by 10% and a period of great human suffering will pass.
and free Samsung 5S give-away.
A group of well-armed consumers assault unarmed shoppers in rush to secure TV's on early sale! Major retail stores suggest shoppers start arming themselves before entering store.
remainder of day.
Update: The CBOT considers removing the VIX (so-called Fear Gauge) as it has been determined, going forward, there will be NO FEAR WHATSOEVER in the stock market, anymore. Obama administration considers issuing 100 ETF units of SPY to everyone that enrolls in Afortable Care Act and national stimulus program. Bill entitled Refinance America. Program would be implemented by Goldman Sachs although some in Congress worry Goldman could 'short' the plan.
that delivered the highest record profits for banks ever, and together with $4.3 trillion in stimulus for the very same people that blew-up the economy in 08' creates the greatest bull market in history, while Main Street reads daily optimistic headlines that after 6 years we're still in 'recovery'. Based on one of the oldest theories of technical manipulation by the Federal Reserve, 'changing the way everything is calculated', the most significant financial scam ever created is expected to continue. In a related note ... 30% of the nation is expected to move into their cars in order to stay warm for the holiday season as energy companies offset falling gasoline prices with skyrocketing natural gas prices. An unnamed spokesperson said, although natural gas inventories are at record highs and production abundant, significant effort is being applied to created the illusion that 'natural gas' is under significant demand supply, thereby offsetting the losses from lower gasoline revenue. Furthermore, The Bureau of Labor reported, last week, that using the new methodology for determining the unemployment rate, we should see slightly more than 100% of working age people fully employed by Q1/15. Additionally, Janet Yellen, Chair of the Federal Reserve said, although 17% of the nations' children are homeless and costs for food, energy and basic housing are up over 14% since 2013, those conditions are 'transitory' even-though they may continue for another 6 years. It is widely expected that profits from the greatest stock market price manipulation in more than 80 years will eventually reach average people in what is commonly now called 'tinkle-down-economics' sometime in the next several years. In conclusion, the Obama Administration has extended the deadline which expired last week on nuclear talks with Iran for 7 more months or until they actually test a nuclear missile, whichever occurs 1st and the multi-billion dollar website for Obamacare reported 87 crashes first week.
that will surely cause a rally.
On the outside chance you are allowed out of your parents basement, read a newspaper!
Energy companies rush to raise natural gas prices to record highs as inventories continue to soar on abundant supply, look to offset falling gasoline prices on record high production and inventories. Many people relocate into their cars to stay warm, trying to offset natural gas price-gouging across nation. Wal-Mart offering special tray-table for cars that can hold 15 pound turkey, 40% off today and until 5am tomorrow. Most experts agree, the soaring price of natural gas toheat homes will more than offset the lower gasoline prices. Footnote: stock market expected to rise on this news.
Apple's Mkt-cap now exceeds the country of Spain and Italy COMBINED.
which makes sense if you have a metal plate in your head or subscribe to Jim Cramer's Action Alerts.
That's because it has been raining a lot and there was also some fog, I'm sure that caused at least a 50% drop.
71% of the Durable Goods number yesterday was for INVENTORY.
based upon this year of Market-Cap expansion, by Q1/2015, Apple will be valued above the GDP of England, that's as in the country of ENGLAND. Moreover, UBER is valued above GREECE, think about that for a moment, a taxi company valued higher than GREECE ... makes almost as much sense as a burrito company selling for nearly four-hundred-dollars per/share, right? Just keep saying ... this market is "REASONABLY" valued.
and to think, it's only been SIX YEARS of this ... another 6 years and we'll be half way to RECOVERY!
in QE-EVERYTHING .... Another New DAILY Record High coming to your 100% leveraged portfolio before noon!
sure hope everyone leveraged-up and went all in on that crash!