everyone knows you need to do routine maintenance every 5 years on a septic-tank, this one was way overdue.
It's a great time for you to never leave your parent's basement without a name tag with their cell number attached to the front of your shirt.
This is BS.
They will control the price of everything!
The VIX will nearly back to yesterday's 2016 low, and everything will be business-as-usual, dip-buying, undervalued commentary on CNBC, and a new 52 week high list will be reported. This so-called 'market' is the BIGGEST FINANCIAL SCAM in the history of mankind.
Because, all ProShares products are designed to fail, you cannot hold them, they will fall in price regardless of whatever index allegedly they are suppose to track. These so-called 'products' are just one of Wall Street's scams created to rip-off the average Joe with advertising profiles designed to make you think the product does something that it is actually designed not too. You 'trade' these scams ... buy 1,000 shares and put a 'sell order' in immediately for a nickel or dime higher and repeat that based upon trading action.
ProShares are bigger liars and crooks than Bill and Hillary.
Other than the FED, the proshare management group are more criminal and bigger liars than Hillary and Bill.
good luck making an online trade!
Ameritrade already saying servers down.
although, you could use your cell phone to film your fall from the bridge and auto-load it to facebook so we could watch, which would be fun.
Wear a name tag with your parents cell number on the front of your shirt when you leave their basement, idiot.