All together now, say DOW 18,000!!!
Footnote: Watch for Fed members to signal potential for another round of QE, and possible Interest Rate move extended until 2018.
or multiple airline disasters. CNBC experts recommend; Medical Supply firms, Apple on replacement iPhones, and construction companies.
And the market will soar on that news too.
VIX SOARS, MARKET DROPS, UVXY JUST FALLS TOO.
New tracking model.
The market decoupled from oil yesterday, now following Yak-Dung, which is soaring in price. I fully expect we'll be over 18K coming into next week's Turnaround Tuesday session, that I assume you know, when the market adds a couple hundred points on nothing.
on the worst numbers since 2014!!!
The Agency argued that it is unfair to charge investors a fee to purchase a product that fundamentally is worthless, that is to say, measures 'nothing'.
It's being halted until 2017. Something to do with 'no risk' and charging people a fee to buy something that is essentially worthless. It's a new SEC rule.
Don't panic, it will SOAR in the first 5 SECONDS after the close, guaranteed by the Federal Reserve, American Bankers Association, NYSE, and the Obama Administration for Privileged.
Sec statement: "we do not comment on stock valuations or the merits of any investment."
in the S&P 500 by 2:59 pm, all terrorist associated with this bad conduct will be (i) audited, (ii) arrested, and (iii) placed on a no-fly list. An unnamed spokesperson said; "It's not nice to sell stocks".
Zero valuation correlation in 'price paid' and 'value'.