FOSL is well below its 50 and 200 DMA. We are in no man's land. What technical support we have goes back three years. Don't talk about RSI or oversold; FOSL is about to establish a new trading range. It is going to be ugly. Longs should have lots of lube. You will be pounded mercilessly by the market. There are no Lamaze breathing techniques that will work. It is gonna hurt. Just grin and bear it.
Halp! Halp! Halp! Mr. Market is pounding me like there is no tomorrow. What is going on? The pain is horrible! He keeps saying that the end is near and he needs to get his jollies now. What does this mean?
What has happened? The paiiin.! Halp!
You forgot about me!
Yes, I am the official channel for MCP longs. When I am pained, all longs are similarly pained.
With that said. IT'S DOWN AGAIN TODAY!!!!!!!
It broke 40 cents. Mr. Market is hard at work (or pleasure) and pounding me like a truck stop ho. It hurts big time!!!!!!
Please make him stop!!!!
Why am I holding onto MCP when each day I am abused, as are all longs?
The answer takes the form of a story that takes in much of the yin and yang of owning MCP stock.
Years ago, in present day Greece, a young lad was unhappy with his home life. It got so bad that he ran away leaving his parent very worried. In a few days he returned to the homestead to the relief of his parents. They asked him: “Why did you come back?” He replied sheepishly: “I couldn’t stand leaving my brother’s behind.”
Are you talking about "rear" or "rare?" I know all about "rear" as I get pounded there almost every day by Mr. Market. He is undeterred by my obvious incontinence. He just wants to inflict pain.
MCP is down again today and Mr. Market is perched on me like a donkey in heat. The pain is excruciating.
But the good news! Like all other MCP longs, I need reconstructive surgery on my brown eye. Years and years of pounding has rendered it into ganglia. I heard back from Obamacare. They will cover the surgery. Plus they will provide me with 90 days of Depends. What a country!
Oh no! Mr. Market is back at it again! All time low and he pounds me again and again! Please make him stop!!! Oh the paiin!
Yep it's down again. But Mr. Market is quiet today. No white knuckle pounding from that Johnny Holmes character. In fact he sent me a coupon for Depends. What a nice guy! It turns out that Mr. Market gets these coupons for free from Kimberly Clark who manufacturers them. Seems like a nice guy but I will not turn my back to him for obvious reasons.
I endorse this fine service. Through their advice and expert stock picking, I came to find out about MCP. I tell you, the stock kept going up for a while. But then, it nosed over a bit and then a bit more. Pretty soon it started to drop in chunks. And then things got nasty. Mr. Market took interest in us poor longs and started pounding us with each drop. It has been brutal and inhumane at times. I totally depend on Depends. Social settings for me are no-no: I might have an accident. My browneye has been written up in several medical journals.
Although the attacks hurt big time, I still think highly of Explosive. I'm onto another one of their picks and hope to earn enough money for browneye reconstructive surgery.
Longs are getting pounded again. New low. Yes, 56 cents. Mr. Market has no mercy and continues his brutal assault on my browneye. It hurts so much that I want to sell the stock. Somebody make him stop. The pain is awful.
Can the government make him stop? Please, it's very painful. Mr. Market is pounding me like a gay flick. The pain!!!! Awwwwwargh!
Please make him stop!
Pound pound pound! This has been my life for the last 3 years. Mr. Market has a knack for finding me out to ream out some punishment. It can't drop much more so I'm looking forward to some healing time. My browneye is totally wrecked. Depends helps a lot.
Longs are taking another inhumane pounding from Mr. Market. It hurts! My proctologist describes my browneye anatomy as "pound round." Whatever that means. All this from owing a REE stock. Unbelievable.
Hmmmm. Since 9/30, the price of MCP has gone down 40%. Are you saying the more short covering, the lower the price goes?
When the shorts are covering and the price goes down means only one thing: longs want out.