As recently as July, SUNE was a $30 stock. That's over 90% drop! And it kept going down! All longs are under water. The new ones who got into this mo-mo name to do a quick trade are trapped. All, new and old are bag holders of the first order. How you carry your bag is a reflection of you character. Do it right and the world will laugh at you less.
Carry your bag proudly as if it contain AMZN stock, not stinky SUNE tripe. Don't attempt to hide it or treat it like a disgraceful object. Do not try to explain the bag or to make it seem OK. The bag is a testament to a bad decision and you should own up to it. Many who see you on the street will say "I once was a bag holder; I feel sorry for the guy."
There is no doubt that CLVS shareholders are stuck holding the bag. Zappos has a special sale on for shareholders to buy matching shoes for their new bag. Use code CLOVIS when checking out. The bag holders in EXAS got a 30% discount when their stock dropped. But CLVS's drop takes the cake and Zappos will offer a 50% discount. Something good for beleaguered longs.
Holy cow! Longs are going to get pounded hard today. Mr. Market is loading up on Red Bull. Look at that smile on his face.
OK, get some KY jelly. Don't do the bullet in the teeth thing; it does not work. Pain is pain! View some gay porn flicks and get some hints to minimize the pounding pain.
All this because of GRPN stock? Absolutely! This is a failed business.
Burberry's London is at VRX headquarters. The senior staff are being outfitted with raincoats just in case they need to perp walk. The secret is to wear one size larger.
Pearson has a nice stylish khaki double breasted coat. But he is so cheap he didn't sent Burberrys to outfit the Philidor group.
Mr. Market is loading up on the Red Bull for Monday. All longs who held over the weekend will be pounded. KY Jelly is advised.
Don't try and get around Mr. Market. Some investor in EXAS tried to use a medieval chastity belt. Didn't work. Mr. Market just bent the weak iron and ripped the EXAS investor a new browneye.
Nothing is better than seeing Left on CNBC killing VRX and meantime getting reamed by Harry Reems, aka Mr. Market.
Help! I am being hammered by Mr. Market! All because I own GPRO stock.
The pain is too much. Somebody make this stock go up!
I love a back door man! Especially if he is a bottom.
Longs need to get some KY jelly or lubricant of their choice. Mr. Market will pound all and inflict huge browneye damage. It will be painful; it will be messy. But proper decorum is required to get through the process. Visit some gay porn sites to get some hints. And no, nobody really grabs their ankles.
I just got back from the ER. My browneye is patched up a bit. But it can't take much more damage.
The worst part was to explain my browneye got hurt. I said it was due to owning a stock TTPH and how it failed a study. Nobody believed me! I hear smirky remarks about gay guys have too much fun and get out of control some times.
I hope tomorrow is better.
I'm talking about my browneye. Yep, Mr. Market took care of it. How are the rest of us longs doing? Feeling it yet?
Down 10% more. As if yesterday was not enough. When will the selling end?
As in Harry Reems (look it up).
I don't know how the other longs feel, but I am awful! I lost 80% in this stock! And the pounding this morning was no fun. I can't sit down. But I can't get pregnant; that's a positive.