If you visit uranus, you will find out why there is so much methane there! Passing gas is part of the culture there. The gaseous emission have been traced to a very flavorful fruit called Liberace's Passion Fruit.
Who is Merrill Lynch? A no-name brokerage company. They almost went out of business in 2008. What do they know?
You are wrong. The greatest man was actor John Holmes,
The strategy dude is to sell your Audi and buy a VW. The money is gone for a long time. If you really believe in GRPN, sell calls to recover something and then don't look at it for months.
GRPN blew away the numbers better than Monica Lewinsky. They guided sales to above consensus. Why the drop then?
It's nothing more than naked shorting! Once the SEC finds out, they will be in the slammer.
Where are the freaking lawyers? They should be all over this WTW stock. I was totally mislead by the recent earnings report. The guided to 50% of the Street! The stock had been going up for over a year and now this. Where are those schlocko lawyers. We need a class action lawsuit. We retail longs cannot be that stupid. It's a good thing we get a divvy. Otherwise, I am really hosed.
I spoke with IR and they said any stock buy back will be after the conference call later this month. Something about the share price will be lower then.
Einhorn was seen in Duane Reade last night looking for KY Jelly. KY is not used for burns. Why would he be buying it?