I'm glad to hear that the pertroleum business is going so well and they were able to rape the shareholders of YLLC to finance it.
Wait - did you say "the right to ...."
So, the shareholders of YLLC paid 82 thousand dollars to Turdmann Enterprises to have the right to maybe think about purchasing a oil company on the other side of the planet in the middle of a war zone? Sheee-oot, I woulda done the thinkin' about it for free - here it is!
"If you think that Tom Makmann and/or Ray Purdon (Turdmann) have any intention of getting a drop of oil out of any ground, anywhere, you deserve what you're getting in your bent over position, and hopefully you can get your butt over to a Walgreens and buy a jar of the only kind of pertroleum these crooks will ever lay their hands on and ease the pain of the royal screwing they are giving you just a little bit".
and let me guess - they start printing shares? get the price back down to pennies, right? trade them shares for some oil rights in antartica and a new beamer for the rectum twins?
YLLC now be a energy company! YeeeHawww!
Gonna drill that well in Magic-i-stan, my new best buddy Konstantneen Bendoverengrabyeranklekoff and Turdmann Enterprises gonna be drillin miles and miles into the planet earth, they got a special drill attached to a windlass powered by unicorns!
They just have to find the unicorns, and we'll all be rich!!!!!!!!
What a surprise, huh?
Here's a quote from the movie "Trading Places":
"SELL!!!! SELL!!!!! SELL!!!!"
1) Don't focus on silly things like 'making money'*
2) Use someone else's money**
3) use acquisition of company A to pump up share price of company B, dump, repeat
*QEDN has not made any money for a long, long time, so profit doesn't seem to be part of the strategy
**there's a sucker born every minute
QED Connect, AKA Turdmann industries put out a PR (that's what they do!) about them getting in the erl bidness with a GNK (Guy Named Konstantih) over there in Ukrainakyrzgyrushastan, 500 gazillion dollars profits guaranteed. That PR went EVERYWHERE! Lined up a whole mess o'pumpers to flood the boards, and even put out a NOTHER Press Release sayin' their plans and outlook for 2013 are to keep on screwing up just as good as they did in 20 aught 12. Traded 3.6 millions of shares in that one day, they did too!
Worked like a charm, except the share price (Turdmann is ALL about "increasing shareholder value", they say it all the time....) went from .022 to .013.
I maybe mistaken, but unless yer playin golf I think that's in the wrong direction.
This fun and adventure will be coming soon to a YLLC near you!
Funny.... Get off the drags, I hadn't heard that, are you from GB?
I know, sounds ridiculous, but compared with the notion that the new majority owner of YLLC is also going to drill for oil and gas in Ukraine, Kyrgyzstan or anywhere else outside of a BP station like the QEDN press releases claim, the blatherings from me and piehole read like Nobel Acceptance speeches.
Konstantih didn't splain it well enough, the big news sent QEDN shares down like a depth charge chasin' a submarine. A Yellow submarine.
I think I figured something out.
I think they got his name wrong. I think it's Konstantin, like Constantine. In Cyrillic (the language of Turdmannistan, his home village), the 'H" is pronounced like an "en".
I think the plop Bros. never met this guy.
What do you think?
I've noticed that the erl ventures in whereissastan? are not going so well. QEDN, negligent parent company of GEGI, has failed to meet the conditions, aka money, aka "$288 cash on hand is not enough to by a erl company, no matter where it is". NAZZ productions has not yet provided 1 MILLION DOLLARS REVENUE to QEDN. I am shocked, there goes the money for the hole in the ground. (The real plan was to build a tunnel disguised as an oil well from Ukraine to RedBank, NJ, there's a Deli in Ukraine that sells the WeinerSchnitzel just like they used to serve at Turdmann's corporate cafeteria and the Turdmann execs - fondly known as Tom&Ray the Plop Bros. like to go there to eat lunch).
Where to invest? I'm like a deer lookin' for headlights, and GEGI's have been turned off. What to do?
Wait! Here comes a semi, high beams a-blazin!
I see that QEDN has somehow got ahold of 100,000 simoleans and threw it at a website media company to make everyone go away so Tom could be CEO again.
Wonder if them folks over at YLLC realize that there ain't no 'operating capital', all there is is 'running into the ground capital' ($288 cash on hand).
Hmmmm, Deer Java, I'm wondering why, if Turdmann got ahold of $100,000.00 real dollars, why wouldn't they put any of it into a SunBlazer?
Just like "Pigs is Pigs".
This company is now Tom Makmann and Ray Purdon, AKA Turdmann.
They know how to turn companies into holes in the ground, unless the company actually makes holes in the ground. Like the Oil Conglomerates they "bought" in Kyrzygstan and Ukraine.
Excuse me, I'm sorry, they "intend" to buy.
Get used to these phrases:
- Letter of Intent
- Increase shareholder value
- Dependent on QED raising a million dollars for _____________
- Prospective acquisition target
Go look at the qedconnect site, think to yourself, do these people know how to run a web media Co?
Look at GEGI. KLDO.
If you're a vendor, you have seen your last payment.
If you're a stockholder, you have seen your best price.
Buyer beware, all these folks do is turn out press releases and letters of intent.
Read the latest 10Q.
2.5 million in "goodwill". 2.5 million in 'non-current assets". Try to eat any of that.
3.2 million in debt. Try to recover any of that.
Pieholepiper knows these people, he's a little off the wall but absolutely right on the mark.
Good luck to all.
All they have to do is stuff PO Box at Willow Street UPS with enough cash to drill 5 wells.
Go ahead, goo-gle "how much does it cost to drill an oil well".
It's only 10-20 million per well! Dollars! Let's say 5 wells, 15 mil each, that is only 75 million dollars. Piece 'o cake! Or piece o' turd, whichever.
At current QEDN PPS (because Turdmann is all about PPS), that's only 4,901,960,784 shares! Well, maybe a few more than that because the PPS is currently dropping like a turd from a broken 737 toilet, but 5 billion shares should be easy! Wait, only a billion shares authorized, so they might have to raise 60 million from somewhere else.
CROWDFUNDING! At stockprofile !
Wait, there's no such thing, that was just a PR.
Ticket sales from the pitcher bidness! Wait, NAZZ ain't makin movies these days...
SUNBLAZER sales, from the ... oh, never mind...
I just realized, this is strategical, like Amazon giving away Kindles to sell the books.
There must be a SUNBLAZER 2013 in the works, which powers a cellphone using an internal combustion engine modeled on a 427 Hemi. This 427 HemiBlazer runs on Ukrainian Diesel fuel! That must be it! If that doesn't work they can set up a Sub Shop in Anthony's Garage, where you can get an oil change and a road-kill burger cooked on the carburetor of a screaming 427 HemiBlazer while it's charging your cell phone.
Tom and Ray are pure-d geniuses, that's for sure.
Wingnut out -
Found some oil in Ukraine with his jammy bottoms on
Hurried out a PR and made sure everybody heard!
And up through the ground there came a rumbling turd (sung to the theme song from Beverly Hillbillies)
Java, I am surprised at you. You have no faith in these people at all.
Turdmann is hard at work drilling oil wells in Ukraine!
Used to be Kyrzgystan but NOBODY can spell it right, and Tom and Ray kept spitting in investors faces when they tried to pronounce it.
So off to UKRAINE!
Are there factories in Ukraine that could make a Sunblazer?
Oh right, who cares, Turdmann is in the OIL BIDNESS now!
There are a couple of wrinkles before Turdmann acquires AFON2010 (the Yoo-cranium company with the concessions on the leases that are GUARANTEED to produce at least 45 MILLION DOLLARS a year), but Turdmann is expert at overcoming obstacles.
This new device is called the "ButtBlazer!", and according to the packaging you can even use both sides of the printed material. Don't know which of Ray&Tom gets to use the second side, but you should be careful of a handshake from either one.
Other than that, Kyzrgystan is Kaput, the government folded up. Turdmann has had to invest in other holes in the ground, and one in the wall (that would be the PO box that is the new company HQ).
StockProfile ( GEGI sister company in the esteemed QED connect portfolio of $6.95 a month web sites ) is making great strides in the microfinancing/crowdsourcing industry, they have gone so far as to change the copyright information on that website from 2011 to 2012.
Another of the sterling QEDConnect! subsidiaries, yours truly GEGI is hard at work doing nothing
and the patent license renewal from JHU is very likely done, as it was due another payment this month and I doubt that JHU accepts LOI's on Charmin as payment.
QEDConnect! website mentions that it is a "Global Holding Company".
Makes you wonder what they are holding.
It's been nice chatting with you. Time for another nap.
But there's not much to tell.
Oh, wait - Turdmann (turns out there are 2 n's it's classier) has invented a new device specifically for the 1/1000th of a dollar penny stock crowd. This device automates the printing and distribution of press releases by scouring the latest headlines, picking out buzzwords and pairing them with phrases like "intends on acquiring", "future possible investment partner maybe", "letter of intent", and "increase shareholder value". The ingenious features of this new device include automatic letter of intent generation, and this is truly inspiring - instead of using expensive paper, it uses rolls of Charmin as a print medium. So after generating the letters of intent and press releases they can be used as implements of butt-wiping, satisfying the true spirit and intent of the letters.
Greetings GEGIlites -
You're in the wrong place. If you really want to get screwed you have to head over to TMakmann and RPurdon (Turdman) industries latest adventure at QEDN. It's much more exciting that GEGI. A recap:
- Last year, they turned .0001 shares in to .55 shares with a 55000/1 reverse split. It only took weeks to get that .55 down to .02. Now that's shareholder value!
- That made people so happy that they declared an asset valued at 2.5 million on the latest 10Q as "goodwill". If they opened up a puppy murdering business in Kyrzgystan, they probably could have declared 3 times that!
- Speaking of Kyrzgystan, it's where the action is! QEDN is intent on purchasing mines in Kyrzgystan that generate 200 million a year! YOWEE! It's only a "letter" of intent so far, and they had to walk it to the recipient because QEDN can't afford a stamp, but hey, a letter is as good as a done deal, right?
- They bought NAZZ again! That's right folks, Turdman productions has once again purchased a pitcher-makin bidness! The same one they purchased a while ago! These folks must be magicians!
- And in the latest wrinkle, they have relaunched their web site stockprofile.com, a wholly owned subsidiary of Turdman - er QEDN. They are now a crowdfunding outfit too! The new site is exactly the same as the old site, but it's been RELAUNCHED! YAAAYYYYYY!!!!!
- The real magic though, is they can do all this with a company that has a balance sheet where they owe 4.5 million, they have 0 income, expect to have 0 income in the future, and list 5 million in assets that don't really exist. It's like smoke and mirrors without the smoke!!
- So run, don't walk over to QEDN, and went you get there grab your ankles and grease the portholes. You'll be glad you did.
Turdman! I mean QEDN! From the same people that brought you the Sunblazer!
Good luck at the trial, I'm going back to sleep.
meatloaf is makmann
Purdon is running a hot dog stand in Tinton Falls New Jersey called Java and Dogs. Really. Call now, ask for Ray. Ask him if he's giving away cell phone chargers instead of pickles. The number is (732) 383-5601. Call soon, he's sure to run away when he gets in debt to the vendors. Ya gotta wonder who is going to get stuck with that bill....
Last facebook entry for Java and Dogs (Tinton NJ) is a few weeks ago, maybe they've gone under already.
What is happening with QED connect is that about 2 people are artificially raising the share price. It was .002, now it's .02. It was .0001 last year, then .55 after a 5500 - 1 reverse split (4/14/11).
If you take the current value of a share back to 4/13/11, it would be at .000003 - 3 100 hundred thousandths of a dollar. 3 thousands of a penny. 2 weeks ago it was a tenth of that, before the scammers started running up the price. 3 million to make a dollar. 30,000 to make a penny.
In reality, it's not worth that.
It is just like GEGI though, no product, lots of lies and half truths, meaningless press releases, and a couple of CEOs (purdon and makmann) who think they have a right to everyone elses money.
I noticed recently that KLDO replaced all their management and made all the press releases that went out the week of Jan. 25 into pure fiction. The pump worked though, the House made money, the fools lost it. It's a zero-sum game. Maybe that's how they get away with telling outright lies, the new management tells the SEC "Oh that was the other guys".
So all you have to do is wait, GEGI will be back as something else, either a Cloud company or a Green company or a company selling Green Clouds, and people that can read 10Qs will once again be taking money away from people that can only read press releases.
I'm too busy for this now, and it's a waste of time and virtual ink anyway. So long, good luck, and never, ever buy a hot dog from a man wearing a bluetooth earpiece.