He wants to call and congratulate Belgium. He wrote out a message and asked his staff of Ivy Leaguers to translate his message into Belgian.
Five hours later, they are still looking for the English-Belgian dictionary.
Chelsea has 'em, too, if you like that sort of thing.
I assaulted a woman last night. I do it most weekends. She said her boyfriend was a Democrat with a #$%$ like a pencil and a stack of gay magazines under his bed. I said imagine that. Give me hot love. She wore me out and is calling me for more tonight. I should remember her name, but so what.
Doing liberal chicks is like shooting fish in a barrel.
In Obama's world there is the ruling class and 'everybody else'.
'Everybody else' will live in government housing in the city and ride a bicycle to their menial government job.
Ray LaHood had no comment. He has been taking vacation for the last 3 weeks.
His kids bought him a barbeque grill for Christmas, and he can't figure out how the little button on the front makes it light up.
I am not a member of your lazy victim culture. I do not want to see or smell your filth. Why don't you go to work and earn something for yourself?
The History Channel has stepped in. Sort of. They told him they want first crack at his resignation speech.
"Don't call us. We will call you."
Good to hear from you, friemd! Good job on INAP! In 2106 when we have the $120 party, you are invited.
GET OFF THE TRACKS, LADIES! THE ETRAIN'S COMING!!!!!!!!!
The planes are "cozy." The management is down-to-earth if you like wrestling, I get to fly to lovely Dayton three times a day. I don't get many off days so I don't get bored. And the paycheck is almost enough.
"" The price of oil is up over $2 just today. ""
The truly ignorant would surmise that the price of oil will go up $2 every day and act accordingly. Go for it.