Is it because the Cushing inventory fell by half a million barrels? No. It;s because my neighbor traded his KIA for an Expedition. Gas at $10.00 per gallon before he makes the first payment!
To my regret, I downloaded Windows 10. Been fighting it for weeks. I really would appreciate a tip.
I went to the Help button first, but there are apparently several steps before you can get to Cortana.
I have a folder open with pictures in it. How do I change between list, details and pictures?
Why shouldn't that button be where it was before?
PP [in dikey voice]: Planned Parenthood. How far along are you and how soon can you come in for your abortion?
Woman: No, I called because I want to schedule a checkup and a mammogram.
PP: We don't do those. How about an abortion.
Woman: I only want the checkup, mammogram and some booster shots...
PP: Look, we are a taxpayer-funded Women's Health Clinic. Health means abortion. Get with the program!
Someone has to serve the refreshments.
He wants to call and congratulate Belgium. He wrote out a message and asked his staff of Ivy Leaguers to translate his message into Belgian.
Five hours later, they are still looking for the English-Belgian dictionary.
Chelsea has 'em, too, if you like that sort of thing.
I assaulted a woman last night. I do it most weekends. She said her boyfriend was a Democrat with a #$%$ like a pencil and a stack of gay magazines under his bed. I said imagine that. Give me hot love. She wore me out and is calling me for more tonight. I should remember her name, but so what.
Doing liberal chicks is like shooting fish in a barrel.
In Obama's world there is the ruling class and 'everybody else'.
'Everybody else' will live in government housing in the city and ride a bicycle to their menial government job.
Ray LaHood had no comment. He has been taking vacation for the last 3 weeks.
His kids bought him a barbeque grill for Christmas, and he can't figure out how the little button on the front makes it light up.
I am not a member of your lazy victim culture. I do not want to see or smell your filth. Why don't you go to work and earn something for yourself?