PP [in dikey voice]: Planned Parenthood. How far along are you and how soon can you come in for your abortion?
Woman: No, I called because I want to schedule a checkup and a mammogram.
PP: We don't do those. How about an abortion.
Woman: I only want the checkup, mammogram and some booster shots...
PP: Look, we are a taxpayer-funded Women's Health Clinic. Health means abortion. Get with the program!