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zuckerburg_mark 14 posts  |  Last Activity: Feb 7, 2013 4:47 PM Member since: Nov 29, 2012
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  • by zuckerburg_mark Feb 7, 2013 4:47 PM Flag

    I wish ole sadam obama would count the homeless like he counts the unemployed. becuz then we would have almost no homeless people.
    if he counts only the people staying in homeless shelters he could fix the homeless situation the usa has just like he fixed the jpbs issue.

    only count those getting government unemployment checks don't count anyone else.
    only count people actively living in shelters. Dont count anyone else...


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    by vertrosaht Feb 7, 2013 7:29 AM zuckerburg_mark Feb 7, 2013 4:04 PM Flag

    Also am most people know, the insiders are selling like crazy yet the price is unaffected and even goes up. this is due to the institutions buying everything the insiders sell. they then put those shares in your mutual funds. (i.e. your 401k).

    You see there are some major class action lawsuits out there because of the insider fraud(alleged ) the only way to get out of those lawsuits is by manipulating the price back to $38a share.

    then the lawsuits can. be quashed and there is this thing called no harm no foul. the llawsuits can be dismissed and facebook will then be slapped with a minor million dollar fine and save billions.

    its a clasic case. when the next stock market crash comes expect facebook to collapse and fold. and kiss 75%of your 401k goodbye. all thanks to fraudulantly over priced stocks like facebook linkin et al.

    Sentiment: Strong Sell

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    by vertrosaht Feb 7, 2013 7:29 AM zuckerburg_mark Feb 7, 2013 3:41 PM Flag

    Yes its a fraud.

    and i don't know why the media isn't reporting the daily user number of 600million as being mostly from android phone accounts. these are people who don't have facebook accounts but their android phone has facebook software embeded in it how does this make me a consenting valid facebook user which facebook reports to the SEC?

    Yes it is a fraud

    Sentiment: Strong Sell

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    What is "facebook jail" I heard it mentioned..

    by garysnoop1 Feb 7, 2013 10:04 AM zuckerburg_mark Feb 7, 2013 10:35 AM Flag

    Well my friend let me tell you about my wife Matilda...i mean Susie Q's wonderful facebook jail idea.

    if you create a fake facebook account (so i cant steal your personal information ) then your profile is put into a virtual jail where Susie Q's friends the Chinese retribution tong will perform various S&M tactics on you.

    you know things like getting fluffed by chickens pigs and cows. or even and especially eating fresh boxed vulas.

    oh it is so truly fulfilling... the box of vulvas that is...

    so welcome and enjoy your stay at the facbook jail..

    I DID ;-)

  • by zuckerburg_mark Feb 7, 2013 8:16 AM Flag

    Its called hydrogen barackside.

    some of the wonderful benefits are..

    a sudden entitlement to other peoples paychecks and bank accounts.
    sudden urge to poop on sidewalks and American flags .
    a general hatred of American flags.
    fear of guns.
    cold sweats when hearing the words "facts" and "conservatives".

    but here is a warning...

    you should not take barackside if you love your country.
    are an independent.
    or believe the government should not spend more money than it takes in.


  • by zuckerburg_mark Feb 7, 2013 8:07 AM Flag

    Hey y'all at da wrong message board . come to a winner buy my facebook before i tell da govt to make it mandatory

    Sentiment: Strong Sell

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    by rddr2022 Dec 30, 2012 9:41 PM zuckerburg_mark Dec 31, 2012 8:56 AM Flag

    Aahhh!! so you heard?,!!?..
    President sadam Barack hussein osama bin laden obama has already proposed a bill to deprivatize the private sectors pension plans including 401k and ira's.

    he wants ti do this to shoreup da national debt.
    kind of like what poland france and three other European countries just did a few months ago..


    my understanding is that he is going to executive order it in night at midnight like he did with the. NDAA. so that the media about da subject will be he did last new years with the secret signing of the NDAA.



  • zuckerburg_mark Dec 8, 2012 2:55 AM Flag

    Branded a nut case r u serious????

    This guy is dead on about the the United states government wanting to database the characteristics of its citizenry.

    Also are you ignorant enough not to think your government is propping up the stock market with YOUR 401k money while it is slowly siphened out of the market by jpm

    I take it your ignorance believes its a nonfact that in 2006 the government passed the pension protection act which allows your employer to force you to contribute to a 401k plan.

    this is a lie right.
    Come on say it. tell me I'm a nut case for speaking the truth
    And i bet you believe its the evil rich white republicans who destroyed our economy instead old what's his name in office right now. you know the handout kid.
    welfare king
    the its George Bush's fault for everything guy. its even George bush's fault that your new king didn't keep his promise about more transparency in government. And in fact has the least transparency of any president ever.

    mr executive order if i don't get my way.

    the fact is our government is the most corrupt government on the planet.

    we start wars to turn a profit.
    you are the nut case because you are f'n gullible that you don't think fb is backed by our governments money.

    pls genius explain in real terms fb's rise in value when it does and makes nothing...

    am waiting

  • zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 10:49 AM Flag

    Hey fellas quit it :-( :-( :-(

    Quit bashing my company.its not true.
    i didn't steal the idea either. some college roommates tried stealing it from me.

    see, I'm the ceo not them. that's proof they are lieing.

  • zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 10:44 AM Flag

    Hey all..
    this guy is lieing.

    i have well over a billion confirmed users.

    i know..because i personally counted and verified them myself.

    we jave exactly 1,012,546,027 confirmed facebook users and growing fast

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    hello all my great facebook fans

    by zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 9:43 AM zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 10:37 AM Flag

    Ooh.. me so horney.
    a crossdresser i hope:-)
    I am done another guy since college.

    what's his.. um..her phone numbr pls.

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    hello all my great facebook fans

    by zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 9:43 AM zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 10:22 AM Flag

    Hey come on girls anyone..
    I'm lonely without suzieQ.

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    hello all my great facebook fans

    by zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 9:43 AM zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 10:16 AM Flag

    Hey if their are any hot looking babes out there who want to ride the old zuckerburger pls email me.
    p.s.I'm rich. i can pay you.

  • by zuckerburg_mark Nov 29, 2012 9:43 AM Flag

    Hey Facebook friends,

    I just want to give you a heads up before I file with the SEC. But me and my wife SuzieQ are getting a divorce and part of the divorce settlement is that she gets half my assets. Well my diminutive facebook voyeuristic buddies, that means I’m selling my entire interest in facebook.
    I have too, I have no choice. SuzieQ's family are prominent members of the Retribution Tong in China and death threats have been made on my life if I don’t payoff their esteemed organization.

    So, pls when the stock price falls due to my massive selling, see this as an opportunity to double down. Buy more shares. You will be glad you did.

    Your friend to the end,

    Sentiment: Strong Buy

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