To be fair, TD deserves some credit. It's one of a handful of retail brokerages that provides solid platforms for a wide range of investors. And this app allows you to gather information and add stocks to a watch list. TD offers the option to make a trade, on the spot, as just one of the features. Ultimately, it's up to the individual investor to not abuse the convenience. But, for many, it will likely prove all too easy to abuse. Perhaps those who are most prone to hurt themselves will not be at the stage of their investing lives to even get wind of the app in the first place. Then again, something like this could actually open the door to the uninitiated, making it more likely for beginners to make costly mistakes. However it shakes out, it got me thinking about the Lynch way. Like any other model, it often works wonders. Think stocks like Apple AAPL and Chipotle Mexican Grill CMG . If you walked into an Apple Store or a Chipotle location three, four or five years ago, acted on Lynchian instinct and bought the stock, you're better off for it today. But, for every Apple or Chipotle, you'll find quite a few dogs, fads and fleeting phenomena you probably should have left alone. Consider the ideal sucker stock of days gone by: Crocs CROX . Even without the ability to buy instantly, this one certainly puts the hurt on more than a few bored husbands. You're sitting on one of those soulless benches in the mall waiting for your wife to finish shopping at Limited, Fashion Bug or somewhere. You glance over at the crowd around the Crocs stand in the middle of the mall. You look to the floor and passing below are all sorts of feet -- baby feet, hot-girl feet, fat-guy feet, fungus-infested feet, you name it -- and they're all wearing these rubber slipper-looking things. This, of course, was during the 2007 holiday season when "everybody" was wearing Crocs. Wall Street tends to get the jump on trends, sending a stock higher as a fad builds and ruthlessly selling it off just prior to its abrupt death. Enter the retail sap who buys not only the height of the fad, but the top in the stock.
Over the last five years, CROX is down about 65%. Since it topped out in October 2007, it's off roughly 77%. The new TD app could make it easier to buy a sucker stock like CROX while guarding your wife's purse. Here's an even better example. One that makes me happy to have seen my kid grow. Another sterile mall experience: You watch rug rat after rug rat, including your own, walk in and out of Build-A-Bear Workshop BBW . This app would have made it even easier to buy the height of that short-lived craze. How many people even knew Build-A-Bear was public anyway? Scan the UPC code on one of the bear carcasses near the entrance and you find out it is. And, hey, you gotta love the sexy ticker without the big and beautiful stock price. In fact, BBW has been a low-priced stock for years now, which only adds more suck to the ultimate sucker bet.
Unless you're a savvy trader, BBW has likely done little more than sit on you and squash you. No romance. No fun. Nothing kinky. Just a good old-fashioned butt whipping. Over its life as a public company, it's down about 83%. It's off 37% over the last two years and 29% over the last 12 months. Other than a few head-fake rallies and dead-cat bounces, it's a sucker bet. I simply cannot buy Sham Gad of RealMoney's bullish take on the stock. (Note: You will need a RealMoney subscription to see this June 19 piece.) Gad risks falling headfirst into a value trap, noting that "A successful resurrection with a return to sales growth is probably worth a doubling, if not tripling of the stock price." This is way too hopeful and optimistic, even for a company that (annoyingly) refers to its management team as "bears." For example, Maxine Clark is the company's founder and "Chief Executive Bear." Please. I appreciate the utility of smartphones. By and large, technology advances society. However, we often take things too far in the name of progress and ease of access and execution. With that in mind, I hope investors who use TD Ameritade's "Snapstock" feature do so responsibly. At the time of publication, the author held no positions in any of the stocks mentioned.