Junk Punch Debuts Sassy Spring Collection of Greeting Cards

Filled With Irreverence, One-of-a-Kind Junk Punch Lets You Say It the Way You Know You Want To

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NEW YORK, NY --(Marketwired - May 09, 2013) - Junk Punch has debuted their happily irreverent Spring Collection of greeting cards that are guaranteed to fulfill 100% of your US Recommended Daily Allowance of Sass!

Born from the desire to amuse and bring back the handwritten tradition, Junk Punch is an independently owned greeting card company in New York City that is committed to saying it the way you know you want to. Junk Punch doesn't mince words and neither should you.

Created by music industry veteran Nikki Hirsch, these glib greetings, putting the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours, would never be endorsed by Emily Post. Hirsch wishes Junk Punch was formed due to her disenchantment over mainstream, cookie-cutter sentiment, but quite frankly, she's never been motivated to make the greeting card industry a better place.

The Spring Collection, which is dominated by the wisdom of Hirsch's alter-ego, the raven-tressed Syd, reflects on the unspoken realities of life and sometimes darkness that fuels all humor. As Syd would say,

  • "I never understood the phrase, 'Make an honest woman out of me.' - I mean, I have whiskey for that."
  • "If you try to kill me with kindness, I will come back from the grave and stab you."
  • "As long as we keep making 80 cents to your dollar, you have to pay for dinner."
  • "Fool me once shame on you… Fool me twice, and I know where you live."
  • "Hurry up and leave so I can miss you."

Junk Punch aspires to bring the post office to their former glory? Not so much. But to take you back to that childlike zeal of tearing open a real, hand-addressed card, all sans "ping" and hyperlink? Hell yes!

Hirsch is on a mission to reclaim authentic, analog communication while raising a glass to saying what you mean. Junk Punch allows us to finally reflect upon the absurdities of pop culture while occasionally sticking it to stupidity!

Find the perfectly sassy birthday, new baby, anniversary, or otherwise thinking-of-you-in-a-brutally-honest-way card at www.junkpunchstuff.com.

About Junk Punch

Born from the desire to amuse and bring back the handwritten tradition, Junk Punch is an independently owned greeting card company in New York City that is committed to saying it the way you know you want to. Created by music industry veteran Nikki Hirsch, these glib greetings, putting the "Sin" in Sincerely Yours, would never be endorsed by Emily Post. From birthday to anniversary and all things between, Junk Punch has a bit of sarcasm for every occasion. (www.junkpunchstuff.com)

Contact:

Melissa Gibson
Krupa Consulting 
Melissa@krupaconsulting.com 
323-656-6995

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