THIS MORNING IN THE HAMPTONS: Hedge Fund Manager And Police Face Off Over Noisy Power Generators

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Thanks to to the tireless tweeting of Hamptons Handyman Joe Schwenk (aka HamptonsBorn), we know about a fairly serious confrontation that happened this morning between a hedge fund manager and his generators, a neighbor with a hatred for noise, lawyers, private security, and the cops.

We imagine that the hedge fund manager, identified only as "Mr. C",  probably needs those "movie set" generators — Bloomberg machines suck up a lot of power.

It all started out early this morning:

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Things quickly escalated....

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Things started to get tense...

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Naturally, young traders were confused (note:No slickbacks in this crowd)...

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And then... the true clash — lawyers and private security versus the Hamptons police....

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NOW GUESS WHO WON?!

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Couldn't have put it better ourselves, and of course, eagerly await the next showdown.



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