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    Three Types of Bosses That Should Be Fired

    Fantasy Finance
    I've had the opportunity to work with hundreds, maybe thousands of brilliant people over a 30-year career in high-tech. Unfortunately, that's not really saying much, since just about any CEO, executive, or entrepreneur you're likely to come across has the smarts to do the job.

    When it comes to management ability and leadership qualities, however, bosses tend to follow a pretty standard bell shaped curve: consistently successful managers at one narrow end, remarkably ineffective ones at the other end, and everyone else in between.

    After all the years, experiences, and observations, I've got a pretty good handle on what it takes to be a great manager and what kind of behavior will tend to land an executive at one end of the bell curve or the other.

    And while one size manager does not fit all situations, I have been able to identify, with relative certainty, three types of managers who shouldn't be running anything, let alone an organization or a company. Not only will they fail, they'll take the whole organization and everyone in it down with them.

    If you don't believe me, check it out. I bet you can fit just about any executive who has failed big-time into one of these three categories. Incidentally, if your boss fits one, better get on LinkedIn and update your resume. And if you fit one, what can I say, you're in deep you-know-what.

    Here are three types of bosses that should be fired, and sooner rather than later:

    The Smartest Guy in the Room

    This is the guy who has all the answers and can never, ever be wrong. He doesn't just breathe his own fumes or drink his own Kool-Aid, he makes and mass-markets it, as well. He wants everyone to agree with his grandiose vision of how things should be and makes sure of that by surrounding himself with yes-men and women and ruthlessly beating down dissenting views.

    The reason these people fail is they're blinded by the power of their own vision and therefore lack objectivity. They tend to be rigid and inflexible in their thinking and unwilling to see what's really happening until it's too late. Unfortunately, markets don't behave according to anyone's plan. They're populated by competitors and customers with free will and have a funny way of determining their own outcome.

    It's All About Me

    Some people never grow up but get stuck in one phase or another of human development. They look just like normal adults, but inside, they're petulant, narcissistic children with oversized egos. Since their overriding goal is to get attention, to be adulated and worshipped by all, they're often charismatic and charming, almost chameleon-like in the way they appeal to all sorts of constituents. And their positions and strategies can flip and flop from one day to the next based on one data point, meeting, or conversation.

    While a healthy ego is necessary and good for leaders, business isn't really about any particular individual. It's about meeting customer needs, achieving long-term growth and success for shareholders and employees, and being passionate about your products and services. People who think free market capitalism is about selfish greed couldn't be more wrong. Every company, board, CEO, executive team, serves its stakeholders and constituents. If it doesn't, it'll fail.

    The Has-Been

    We may as well call him by his name, Peter, because this person is more or less defined by the Peter Principle. Peter was once effective and successful; at least it appeared that way. But the situation had a narrow set of boundaries and variables and now, things have changed and Peter is out of his depth, beyond his level of competency.

    Perhaps he was promoted, the company grew, the market changed, or he's now in a new position in a new company. Regardless of the circumstances, Peter is no longer effective and his inability to see or believe it renders him toxic to the organization. For whatever reason, Peter lacks the ability to grow, scale, or adapt. And since he's still in a position of power and authority, he's not just an old relic, but a heavy anchor around the company's neck.

    Those are the top three types of bosses I think should be fired. Got one to add to the list?

     
     
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    2,581 comments

    • Sheila M  •  Kansas City, Missouri  •  25 days ago
      I had a boss who actually got angry with me for saying good morning to him every day when I picked stuff up from his outbox on his desk. I had another one who said he felt "personally attacked" when one of my coworkers told him a printer wasn't working. And a third who told me I was doing great for over a year, then sat me down with a two page list of things he didn't like, and when I asked if we could discuss the items on the list, he said No. The list is way too long for one article
      • Mantis 25 days ago
        And they all had 'you' as an employee...
      • Anie 25 days ago
        @Mantis please don't tease Sheila. I'm sure she says "Good Morning" ok; I don't know what the other guys problem was with the printer, and then the turn-around boss with the 2-page no-list?
        Please give Sheila a break.
      • Gypsy 24 days ago
        This is the kind of crap I go through with at work too. They expect you to do
        the work of a 20 year old when you're 60 and don't understand when you don't
        move as fast. Hello....come back in 40 years and tell me how well you move!!
    • Gypsy  •  24 days ago
      I ended up with a sinus infection from he(( and called in twice in 2 weeks...with drs notes.
      I'm nearly 60 and have arthritis, fibro, lupus and a disc out of place, so how do I get
      rewarded?? I have to do dishes twice a week for a 200 bed nursing home. The back
      will never be the same!! I think "Horrible Bosses" hit it right on the head..."John,
      would you like a peanut butter sandwich??"
    • russJ  •  Indianapolis, Indiana  •  25 days ago
      We can't seem to find our supervisor ?? Hmmmmm ... Swimming with the fishes ??
    • The_Moondog  •  25 days ago
      The Martyr. My supervisor likes to complain about how much is on his shoulders, yet keeps taking on more and more instead of pushing some of it to me (assistant supervisor) or the appropriate department. He likes being put upon, likes feeling like a victim. If he didn't, he wouldn't put up with it.
      Don't get me wrong, like the guy, get along great, but I keep that in the back of my head when we deal with each other at work.
      • Brett 25 days ago
        Wow, are you sure you don't have my boss? He always complains about being overworked and stressed out. He's maxed out on his accrued vacation because he doesn't take time off to relax. I don't have enough work to do, I ask him what I can do to help, and he rarely hands off anything to me.
      • becky 25 days ago
        your boss may not feel that YOU are dependable. or may feel as though the time it will take to explain what needs to be done will be more work than just doing it himself. It sounds like you two need better communication, and less complain sessions. While I do think it should be your boss who does this perhaps he/she is not able to see the big picture at this time. Make your self available to talk about the TASKS that need to be completed moving forward and make sure your boss knows that you will do the things that you are assigned. Then make sure you do it.
      • The_Moondog 25 days ago
        @ Becky--You bring up a great point, their may be percieved issues towards me, valid or not. I know I have my own issues concerning time management and oranization, no way to deny it. But we worked together for three years as equals at a previous company, and it was the same way then, even though we had different titles on different shifts. My parents are victims, I am struggling to no longer be a victim. Just because I point out someone elses failings does not automatically mean that I am blind to my own. Thanks for pointing it out though. Sometimes, the boss might not be the problem.
    • dinesh  •  1 month 20 days ago
      But remember that they were the chosen ones and effective at that point of time or rather they could make it happen while others failed to enforce or did not seem workable to the top management or the shareholders. Hence they must be fired once redundant, but, how often can it happen? specially when the company enjoyed the results through them. This will repeat again to some other people. Obviously I have the answer, but again it may not be preferred.
      • Anie 25 days ago
        You have a point Dinesh. A moral dilemma firing "old" bosses who are no longer "effective" or in line with company business requirements. Ability to resolve this dilemma seperates brilliant management from lukewarm "bury head in the sand" management.
        Appreciate their past efforts while retraining them for new challenges (in exactly the same schools as the new managers) but retain them to inspire new managers.
        If this is not practical then they have to be retired.
      • russJ 25 days ago
        I am personally a fantastic supervisor...I have no flaws and continue to thrive in spite of the useless flock of minions that surround me...
      • Gypsy 24 days ago
        Jerk!
    • Wayno  •  5 months ago
      One who plays favorites and has a "pet" to lean to...
    • Wayno  •  5 months ago
      Thats Y....there is workplace violence in the world if not only in the US. Bosses think they run the show....they DO NOT! it takes workers....who do their best and give a #$%$ for the company!
    • Wayno  •  5 months ago
      I hate bosses who use their military family personality to boss me and my associates around like we don't know shit what we are doing!
      • George Washington 25 days ago
        How about the no-time-in-combat national guard dip I work for that thinks he is a hero?
      • Sheila M 25 days ago
        Anyone who has solid military experience knows you let people do their jobs once you know you can trust them. Any other way, the mission fails.
    • VIRGIL  •  5 months ago
      The worst bosses are the ones who believe everything they say is law. They
      do not see their incompetence and lack of common sense which happens on
      a daily basis. I have had to deal with those types so, I know the hell these
      people put their subordinates thru. The blame should go to upper management
      who should be monitoring what their underlings do. After all, the success of
      the company behooves the top managers to monitor what their supervisors
      are doing and to make sure they are doing the right things including not
      harassing other employees and affecting employee moral in the process. If
      they do that, the incompetent supervisors can be fired to remedy the
      problem and restore order and efficiency to the company. If I owned a
      company, I will certainly not tolerate any incompetent employees to mess
      up my company because then, I deserve to go bankrupt if I continue to
      tolerate all the incompetence affecting the company!
    • Susan  •  5 months ago
      The boss that has an affair with one of her staffers.
    • Tom  •  5 months ago
      In my 32 year career at a beverage giant, the lousy bosses I had outnumbered the good ones probably 5 to 1. It was NOT a place to "have a smile".
    • lowerplanedweller  •  5 months ago
      a boss or leader is one who knows the job or product and can take the place of any employee when needed
      • Catwoman 5 months ago
        It used to be that way, maybe last in the 1980s. A lot of bosses now wouldn't know how to do anyone's job and therefore do not understand the challenges to the workers.
      • Longhorn 5 months ago
        Taz, you should be tased...1970's school of Microeconomics? Most managers are ill informed, ill equipped, mercenaries hired off the street into industries they know nothing about and who lie on their resumes. What is most disconcerting is: What does that say about those doing the hiring or HR for that matter. As of today, most corporate cultures are a joke.
      • Susan 5 months ago
        And the worst is some wannabe that was hired from the outside, has no idea how to do any of the jobs in his department, and blames everyone for his failures.
    • RogerC  •  6 months ago
      How about the boss who's in charge of you, but doesn't have the technical skills to evaluate if you can do your job, let alone if you're doing it well.
    • Briggs  •  6 months ago
      The Micro Manager, she has to be in control of everything. She won't allow anyone to make any kind of decision or empower her employees to carry out any task without her input. She's threatened by anyone who upstages her in any way or who is smarter than her. It's truly an illness. Your ideas are her ideas, she ultimately thought of it first. If you step out of bounds, you can't be trusted and will be fired.
    • Kricket  •  6 months ago
      I got one; The Pushover. The one who doesn't want to be the bad guy or doesn't like confrontation, so he tries to play all sides causing nothing, but more turmoil in the workplace.
    • Phill  •  6 months ago
      The one with his nose up the top bosses #$%$ that can't do anything!
    • Pamela  •  6 months ago
      I work with "The Smartest Guy in the Room". He doesn't have a clue that he is making our department the laughing stock of the city. The sad part is he received a promotion!
    • Bob239987  •  6 months ago
      I find that most #$%$ backstabbing brownnosing bosses get promoted. Like they say, "Nice guys come in last".
    • anonymous  •  6 months ago
      The abuser. Thinks it's funny to throw office equipment at employees, yell at staff in front of clients, etc. Unfortunately, this type of boss is often the business owner, and CAN'T be fired. I've worked for several of them.
    • Anne  •  6 months ago
      I had three in one. He was a micro manager, bully and the smartest guy in the room all at once. I refused to be bullied by him and lost my job. But the laughs on him as he cost his company a lot of money when I sued. He no longer works there either. In fact last I heard he still is unemployed. I on the other hand am not. I smile now every time I think of the way he smiled at me the day he fired me. He who laughs last.

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