It's almost impossible for celebrities to summarize themselves — their accolades, noteable works, purpose in life, religious beliefs, and dietary preferences — in 140 characters or less.
Although Twitter stretches the bio word count to 160 characters, few succeed. And i t makes for hilarious autobiographical material.
Find out how manic tweeter Amanda Bynes perceives herself, which "Arrested Development" actors give each other shout-outs, and who was sent to the principal for sticking a cheese doodle in her belly-button.
Without further ado:
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