Surrounded By Idiots: Hillary & the Skunk Bill and Hillary were driving one night when Hillary asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to Bill, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" Bill says, "OK, get in the car with it." Hillary says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" Bill says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there." "But what about the smell?" asked Hillary. Bill says, "Just hold its little nose." Bill is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.