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maurice: The Trump Nation rejects the hogwash regarding the WALL that our Supreme leader will build on our southern border. Melodrama III, the current wife of our Supreme Leader and a great speechwriter btw, is currently discussing with Caitlyn, which gender neutral color(s) will be submitted to our Supreme Leader for his decision. In the weeks ahead, Rudy Giuliani will conduct a survey to determine which of the following names will be retained as the name of the WALL: 1- The Great American Gringo Freedom Wall 2- The Great Southern Partition 3- The Great Joe Arpaio Barrier 4-The Great Rio Grande Fence 5- The Great Donald’s Divider 6- The Great Barrage of Trump Land Sarah Palin will head a committee that will be tasked with providing the American people, except Ted Cruz, the answers to the following questions: Will the illegals be shipped back to Mexico in box cars? Will a colourful sombrero be spray painted on the box cars, to facilitate triage by railway employees? How high will the wall be? Will humongous (like Rush Limbaugh’s ego) LEGO blocks be used to build it? Will every American involved in building the wall get a copy of Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”, as a souvenir? Will space on the wall be offered for advertising (Walmart, Taco Bell , El Paso Salsa etc.)? Will 10 feet high statues of Joe Arpaio be placed at every mile on top of the wall? What is already clear, is that he WALL will have a five mile wide kill strip. It will be patrolled 24/7 by the Trump Troopers (TT) using a fleet of Donaldo Drones. These flying fortresses will be assembled, as per the blueprints our Supreme Leader drew up as young child with his Etch-a- Sketch. They will be equipped with the most lethal and overpriced weapons the American taxpayer can afford. Any Mexican invader will be turned into Mexican chunky salsa, except on June 14 (our Supreme Leader’s birthday) when the dials on the weaponry will be placed on the “extra spicy guacamole” setting. Within a very short time, America will realize what a wise choice it made in selecting our Supreme Leader. There will be widespread support to have Him cloned, so that the Donald 2.0 can continue his noble quest to reinvent America and restore the American Dream. Make America Great Again. Make America Safe Again. Vote for the Donald!