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bobby: Want to hear a RACIST Joke? ok? = DONALD TRUMP Part 1 Of the Trump Joke section, What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange Is The New Black. Fear is the Path to the dark side. Fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, and Hate leads to the Republican Nomination How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs? By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events. Know why Trumps Rally's are so large? He counts Protesters. Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants? Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades. El Chapo only escaped from prison to have a "talk" with Trump. What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "A couple of billion dollars and high cholesterol!" Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts. Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania? Because all his other wives support Hillary. How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education? By renaming it Trump University. What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma if he is elected president? Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head! . What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do? Make America Hate Again. If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have? The Trump Card What is the Beach Boys song "Kokomo" about? All the places Donald Trump and Mitt Romney have bank accounts. What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed. . What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay? The League of Extraordinary Con Men. What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly? Hair Force One! . How do you make Halloween great again? By carving a Trumpkin. What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common? They both whine alot! . El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive. I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth. What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes? Answer: The back of his head. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan? If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up. What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump? Snow White Supremacist. Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs? Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator. Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer. Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio? Because he has such yuuuuge fans! Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans? Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal. Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination. . What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown? Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head. . How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books? It starts on Chapter 11. . Did you hear about the new Netflix series with Donald Trump? It's called "Orange is the New Racist". What does Trumps hair and a thong have in common? They both barely cover the a shole. How do you Make Jazz Great Again? With a Trump-et. What does Donald Trump and a pornstar have in common? They are both experts in switching positions in front of a camera. Why isn't it surprising that Donald Trump wants to be President of the United States? Because it's not the first time he has pushed a black family out of their home! Have you seen the Clint Eastwood film about Donald Trump? It's called "Billion Dollar Cry Baby". . I wonder if Donald Trumps Secret Service codename is "walnut". So when he enters a room the Secret Service can say "The wall nut has arrived." . If Donald Trump wins the election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games Donald Trump loves the "poorly educated" so much, that when he's president there will be more of them than ever. How can Donald Trump be hostile to people of color when he himself is orange? The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to paint a man orange and convince the world he was going to be president of America! Trump has been counting his protesters as supporters. No wonder why he thinks they're in the thousands. to be continued