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MIKE: Dr. Alveda King, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr's niece, says, "If Black Lives matter, they should matter in the womb. So, since Hillary Clinton totally disagrees with Dr. King -- just ask her -- and considers Black Lives in the womb so deplorable that they don't even deserve to see the light of day outside the womb, absolutely insisting instead that it should remain legal to terminate those Black lives in the womb, I would like to suggest another volunteer work Hillary could create for millennials and others as well. After every abortion performed by members of the multi-billion dollar, Supreme Court created (who says government doesn't create jobs!?), legalized US abortion industry, one of the most powerful, influential and well financed special interest groups in America, it is the job of someone in the abortion clinic to reassemble the dismembered body parts of the aborted Black lives, and, indeed, all the human lives terminated by abortion, so as to ensure that the odd baby body part doesn't remain behind in the mother to cause infection and subject the abortionist to potential liability to law suits (good luck with winning any of those!), I suggest Hillary create the Volunteer Baby Body Parts Reassembly and Recovery for Sale Brigade.Those parts that aren't suitable for resale can still be disposed of in the usual manner. This classic oft used and still used Clintonian approach would easily blunt and deflect any attempt on the part of the pro-life Trump campaign or any member of the basket of deplorables who support Trump from criticizing Hillary's disagreement with Dr. Alveda King on the matter and/or claiming that not only is Hillary racist against Black lives in the womb, but she is also sexist against preborn Black women in the womb. What a shame if such deplorables could hang that one on Hillary, since the world knows she is THE champion of ALL women -- well, except for those "bimbos" who accuse Bill of sexual harassment, which Hillary then champions by calling them "floozies," and, oh yes, I almost forgot, those deplorable Black and other unborn women's lives in the womb, too. At the time these bimbo floozies were running amuck, unjustly besmirching Bill's character for no reason at all, those who stuck by Bill and Hillary through thick and thin, and still do, often referred to a song popular at the time. It was called "Stand By Your Harasser," or something like that. The nerve of those deplorable bimbo, floozy women!