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'The State Of The Union Is Strong,' Says Man Responsible For Shielding Nation From Truth 

The Onion 0:56 mins

Though presiding over a country hampered by war, an economic recession, dramatic cultural upheaval, and a partisan divide at the highest levels of government, the man responsible for shielding American citizens from reality declared tonight in his annual address to Congress that the state of the union is strong.

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