Barbra Streisand and Seth Rogen banter about stardom and wearing uncomfortable shoes at the Los Angeles premiere of their latest comedy 'Guilt Trip.' (Dec. 12)
Dan: Here is a "Trump Policy Speech." "Look, we can change the light bulb, that I will tell you. We're changing it, okay? And I understand what you're saying, I hear from people all the time. People call me and say 'Is the light bulb really dead?'. That’s what they are asking me; it's unbelievable. Unbelievable, Folks. The light bulb is in big trouble, that I can tell you. But we are going to change it. You know, I don't get as much credit for this as I should - And I mean this - Years ago - YEARS ago I said 'We need to change this light bulb!' And now it's out! I couldn't have been more right, folks right? And we will replace this bulb with the best bulb. The most bright, whitest light bulb you have seen. We'll get the best - I know people... people who are gonna screw this thing in. And then it's gonna be so bright, let me tell you, Folks; and people are gonna come from all around and go, 'Oooh!' And they're going to say that it's the best light bulb they've ever seen - and I'm telling you right now, Mexico is going to pay the electricity bill - I'm gonna make ‘em. Look at Rubio... that lightweight... all he uses are fluorescents. Well, not with a President Trump...we're going to use energy burning incandescent light bulbs...it will be 1000 watts of pure light. It will be amazing, folks, it really will....how do you think I have such great skin tone? My penis is bigger than Rubio’s. That much is for sure." Thank you Yahoo Poster for all the laughter I got from reading this! Trump is going to always try and put the spotlight on Clinton and run out the clock talking a lot but with VERY little specifics of substance. Oy. If it wasn't so true it would be funny. If HOTHEAD Trump is woke up at 3AM in the morning having to make an immediate decision on a MAJOR crisis, "We" are screwed. WWIII is most likely under Trump's watch than ANY OTHER PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!