The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant ― but succinct ― wisdom. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious 140-character musings. For this week’s great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
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Took off my bra and forgot what I was mad about— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 18, 2017
if your tweetstorm nears 100 the app should automatically alert any remaining friends to come get you— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) September 18, 2017
Looks like the most popular Halloween costume this year will be "Slutty Nuclear War With North Korea."— Kashana (@kashanacauley) September 19, 2017
my dad once said "do what you hate first thing in the morning to get it out of the way" then 2 mos later called me on my birthday at 6am— Ariana Lenarsky (@aardvarsk) September 18, 2017
Sean Spicer is joining the paid speaking circuit where he spreads info to people? That is exactly the thing he is worst at.— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 18, 2017
Me: Imma buy the iPhone X, Forget the 8.— Jasmyn Lawson (@JasmynBeKnowing) September 19, 2017
My bank account: pic.twitter.com/JN858KaBQx
Just realized Gotham has no plan for signalling Batman if there's a daytime emergency.— Kate Sidley (@sidleykate) September 19, 2017
On the phone, on hold, and the wait music is Adele's Hello. Really?! Had me talking back to her like "hello, yes I can hear you."Lol ]]>🤦🏿