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20 VERY Witty Tinder Bios that Are Guaranteed to Get a Right Swipe Right

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Now, we are here to present you with the list of the 20 VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right. Click to skip our introduction and methodology and jump to the top 10 VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right. So you are fed up with being alone, and you are planning to date with someone special, right? Great! We are here to help you with our hottest compilation!

When starting to write this article, I was pondering how much dating has changed in the past one hundred years. Looking back to the beginning of the 20th century, we can think of dating in a very romantic way, but actually every era of dating had its obstacles and opportunities. It was never easy to find true love and someone whom we can live together for better for worse. As a matter of fact, the idea of dating was born in the early of the 20th century. Earlier, men used to meet the parents of the future wife and they discussed everything, exactly as if it was a business - and in fact, it was.

But at the turn of the 20th century, new winds began to blow, and couples started to go out together to public places without supervising. Naturally, furthermore the goal of dating was marriage. As they time went on, and the counter turned into the 1920s, new custom emerged - men started to pay for dates. And what is difference between courtship and dating? Freedom. Courtship had its own rituals, rules; but dating became more informal, and couples tended to get rid of strict rules. At that time falling in love was much preferable for couples rather than having a society-approved match. Young people wanted to enjoy life, went dancing, more and more women learnt to drive and they totally changed their hair-style and fashion.

And here we are, in the 1950s, when a term came into fashion for an exclusive relationship, "going steady". It meant a relationship of course, but the man would give gifts to his girlfriend, such as a coat, ring or a jacket. Step by step dating turned into some kind of youth culture, and not of a family expectations. The 1960s brought lots of revolutions, one of them was changing of love. Young people enjoyed free love, and a new expression emerged: sexual freedom. Youngsters did what they wanted, whenever they wanted - and with those, whom they wanted. So did the new age "hook up" culture begin.

In 1991, another life-changing moment came in the history of humanity and dating. The World Wide Web became available for everyone, and soon dozens of dating sites appeared, offering tons of opportunities to meet others. The dawn of a new age came in dating, when easy-to-use applications turned up in the market, waiting for being downloaded and offering thousands of people to match. Now, we can choose among lots of sites and apps, such as Tinder, Bumble, Match, Hinge, OkCupid, Kippo, among others. We can search, chat and find someone from the warmth of our home, sitting in our armchair comfortably with a glass of favorite wine in hand.

And what is the conclusion? Has dating become better or worse? Are there more marriages or less? Is dating easier or more difficult? Everyone should draw the inference by themselves. What is sure, we are at the threshold of a modern world, we have never thought to step in. Whether you choose Tinder (owned by Match Group, Inc. NASDAQ:MTCH), or you prefer to meet someone in a bar - I hope, you will all find love!

In order to compile the list of the 20 VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right, we consulted Reddit, Quora and Yahoo Answers, and sorted out the witty bios. At this time we didn't only concentrated on bios just for one sex, but we collected lines for both females and males. Then we ranked these bios by comments and likes they got. But if you want to check out a list for only girls, please click and jump to 15 witty Tinder bio examples for girls and 18 cute Tinder bio examples (female), for boys here's a former article of ours 15 witty Tinder bio examples (male). Nevertheless, you can find your "one" using social media too, such as Facebook, Inc. (NASDAQ: FB) and Twitter, Inc. (NYSE:TWTR). Social media has an extremely large impact on our life, such as Pinterest, Inc. (NYSE:PINS) and IAC/Interactivecorp (NASDAQ:IAC).

And now, without a further ado, let's check out the 20 VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right, starting with number 20:

20."Executive VP of Marketing. Also world's greatest secret agent."

Let's start the 20 VERY witty Tinder bios that are guaranteed to get a right swipe right with this old, but gold bio. And let's be honest - who wouldn't want to date with a secret agent?

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19. The only thing lower than my standards, my self esteem.

Ironic, but witty.

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18. '80s brings me back to good times like when I wasn't alive.

If it doesn't make everybody laugh, than nothing.

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17. My first date idea: both wear sumo suits and go to an indoor trampoline place and battle.

If you a girl, this will be a real hit for guys.

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Best Bumble Bios For Girls

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16. I was born nude, but now I am dude

Having a bio like this, will attract girls who want not only a boyfriend but a good pal, too.

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Funny Bumble Bios for Females

15. Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back.

For really cute girls...

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14. I’m like a microwave. Easy to turn on and warm inside.

Witty bio for easygoing girls.

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13. I cook better than your boxed wine connoisseur. Just looking for Tinderella 6'3

Short, witty and includes everything.

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12.I'm like a tangerine: sweet and pipless.

If you like telling blue stories, this will suit you.

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15 Best Personal Finance Blogs for 30 Somethings

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12. My sausage is German, the Wurste

Pinky bio, I don't say, but funny, right?

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11. Don't buy Colgate whitening toothpaste. It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. It's been two weeks and I'm still Asian.

It will surely make everyone smile!

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