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Your Daily TeenScope for May 20, 2022

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Let’s face it—most “teen” horoscopes are written by folks whose ages haven’t ended with “-teen” since 2002 and are subsequently pretty cringe. We can’t guarantee that our daily horo will never be cringe, but we can guarantee that it’ll at least be useful.


Just when life was getting boring and predictable, clarity begins to dissolve and mysteries sneak in through the cracks. You're able to witness changing worlds and the advent of unusual events. Enjoy!


Ordinary conversation has no appeal for you; so instead, you turn to creative methods of expression, even if that means honking like a goose or writing painstaking sonnets to convey your thoughts and intentions.


So much flies past your radar there's not a moment of boredom. Exciting events surround and inspire you, pushing you toward new places and new positions. You're a witness, participant and gleeful hedonist.


Meticulous attention to detail lets you flourish when someone offers you a summer job that could help out your career ambitions. That winning smile and preparedness will get you further than you ever thought.


The ability to believe and act in contradictory ways at different times lets you navigate flexibly through weird and diverse environments. You need that skill as you maneuver through wonderfully different worlds.

What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.


A gamble seems like nothing more than a gambol to you. Upon careful analysis you'll see that the odds are actually stacked against you. Save your risk-taking for more likely endeavors with higher chances of payoff.


A deep talk with friends inspires you to think big and far off, dreaming of distant times when you'll have different responsibilities and joys. Share your thoughts and get input on how to get there as soon as possible.


Slow, tactful communication wins the day. Pretend everyone you see is a foreign exchange student who needs your best enunciation and unambiguous wording. In that way, meaning will flare into being.


Nothing seems serious to you except the pursuit of fun and ideas. Wit and adventure occur to you every few seconds, turning you into the crux of excitement and energy.


If you've been quietly tucked away in your cocoon lately, this is the butterfly moment. Shatter that chrysalis and burst into the light; let your wings dry and take off on an updraft.


Break out your magnifying glass, because extra-careful analysis and your patented brand of meticulousness serves to help you avoid Indiana Jones-sized abysses, guiding you straight to the buried treasure.


Sometimes a condensed and rich and fabulous torte appeals more than a big, sprawling sheet cake. In communication, short and sweet wins out over verbose and full of chatter. Be decadent in quality, not quantity.

Are you meant to be? Find out with our Love Compatibility Report!