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The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Nov. 30-Dec. 6)

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So, each week we round up the most hilarious 280-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy.

Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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'I Am Sorry Ben'

Author: Zachary Age: 8 Click here to read the full note

'Don't Tease People About Their Skin Color'

I Need Cash Now

Author: Reddit user mase_in_mass's daughter Click here to read the full note

Time For A New Pen

Author: Evelyn Age: 9 Click Here To Read The Full Note

How To Cook A Turkey

Sister In My House

I Made A Blob

Dear So-Called Tooth Fairy

Author: Carlos Age: 9 Click Here To Read The Full Note

A Math Homework Mystery

You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend

Author: Reddit user Reasonable-doubt's little brother Click Here To Read The Full Note

Can I Do Karaty?

Make It Rain Tacos

Author: Unknown Via Reddit

Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale

An Opinion Question

Macy's School Hairstyles

Stating The Obvious

Three Sentences That Mean The World

Goals For 3rd Grade

Dear Bill Clinton

Author: Young "Scooter" Cheeks Posted by: Grown-up Scooter Cheeks, now known as Reddit user champscheeks Click Here To Read The Full Note

One Track, His Mind Is

A Note From The Teacher

If The Shoe Fits...

No Toking

Author: Maddie Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

'You Are A Superhero'

Author: Gabriela Age: 5 Click here to read the full note

For Mommy

Fantasy vs. Reality

An iPad Note For Mom

Author: Jasmine Age: 8 Click here to read the full note

Snax

"Dear Tooth Fairy..."

Dear Obama

Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism

Author: Redditor EFCFrost's son who is on the spectrum (via Imgur) Click here to read the full note

Happy Father's Day

Dad Is Really Cranky

My Hero

The Daddy Trofy

Author: Reddit user georgeresch's stepdaughter Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

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