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Google Is Here To Drag You For Your Valentine's Day-Related Searches

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It's Valentine's Day this Thursday, and naturally people across the country have got love on the brain.

Whether you've planned something lavish, are sitting this holiday out, are single and hanging out with friends, or have left your Valentine's Day plans until the very last minute, chances are you've looked to Google for guidance.

Satellite Internet created a map immortalizing all of the top Valentine's Day–related searches in each state in the U.S., and the results are pretty interesting.

Some of the searches are sweet and thoughtful, like "heart-shaped pizza" and "quotes about love." Others, like "free eCards" and "Trump Valentine," are a bit more concerning (and yet somehow still not the worst on the list).

Read on to learn what the top Valentine's Day search is in each state, and please, whatever you do, make sure not to get the person you've been eyeing a free eCard.

Alabama: Filet Mignon recipe

Alaska: Lobster recipe

Arizona: Venereal disease

Arkansas: Valentine’s Day Makeup

California: Friendship Day

Colorado: Russell Stover

Connecticut: Edible Arrangements

Delaware: eHarmony

Florida: Friendship Day

Georgia: Longhorn Steakhouse

Hawaii: Seafood near me

Idaho: Bumble

Illinois: Hooters

Indiana: Texas Roadhouse

Iowa: Texas Roadhouse

Kansas: Broken heart syndrome

Kentucky: Valentine’s Day deals

Louisiana: Hooters

Maine: The Bachelor

Maryland: Outback Menu

Massachusetts: Dirty Valentines

Michigan: heart-shaped pizza

Minnesota: Hallmark eCards

Mississippi: Quote about love

Missouri: Poetry

Montana: How to cook lobster tail

Nebraska: Free Valentine’s cards

Nevada: Brazilian blowout

New Hampshire: Lindt chocolate

New Jersey: Valentine's Day quotes

New Mexico: Red Lobster

New York: Edible Arrangements

North Carolina: Golden Corral prices

North Dakota: Free eCards

Ohio: Red Lobster

Oklahoma: Poetry

Oregon: Cheese fondue recipe

Pennsylvania: Edible Arrangements

Rhode Island: Steak & BJ Day

South Carolina: Poetry

South Dakota: Outback Menu

Tennessee: Venereal disease

Texas: Dirty Valentine’s poems

Utah: Brazilian waxing

Vermont: Ben & Jerry’s

Virginia: The Melting Pot

Washington: Chocolate shops

West Virginia: Trump Valentine

Wisconsin: Dirty Valentines

Wyoming: Tinder

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