Apple has unveiled the next big things in tech: new smartwatches, new Apple TV, and oh yeah — the $1000 iPhone X that the internet can’t stop joking about. Along with some updates about the highly anticipated iPhone 8 and 8 Plus came news of the iPhone X (pronounced “ten”), a super phone that will feature an all-glass construction (so…can we drop it?) and no clickable home button. The biggest change? Unlocking technology called Face ID which scans your face for phone entry.
If that’s not enough, the iPhone X boasts wireless charging, a longer-than-ever battery life, and something called Animoji, which we can only begin to imagine. Think you can resist the $1K phone when it hits shelves in November? Only time will tell.
“The first iPhone revolutionized a decade of technology and changed the world in the process,” said Apple CEO Tim Cook at a press event on Tuesday, September 12th. “Now, ten years later we are here to reveal a product that will set the path for technology for the next decade.”
So what does Twitter have to say about the so-called “future of the iPhone?” Much, as you can imagine, and it ranges from celebratory to WTF.
— Chloe (@chloeg_13) September 12, 2017
USERS: put back the headphone jack
APPLE: the iphone 9 is called the iphone x
APPLE: apple stores are now called town squares
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) September 12, 2017
iPhone X's new facial recognition software: pic.twitter.com/8lWyA0foh7
— Dave Ebert (@horsedivorce) September 13, 2017
iphone x has a 'durable casing' '2 cameras' 'wireless charging' 'waterproof'.. sounds like something i had growing up. whats wrong with THIS pic.twitter.com/1OTT80JOvP
Kriss (@sam_kriss) September 12, 2017
Can someone explain to me how it is Clark Kent can unlock superman’s iPhone X? I don’t get it. #faceid
— James Veitch (@veitchtweets) September 12, 2017
The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice
— Gabby (@c_gabby14) September 12, 2017
IVE GIVEN APPLE MY MONEY BUT I WILL NEVER GIVE APPLE MY FACE. MY FACE BELONGS TO GOOGLE.
— Anne Victoria Clark (@annevclark) September 12, 2017
— Geek Beyond (@geek_beyond) September 12, 2017
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) September 12, 2017
me after i sliced my mans face off so i can unlock his iphone x pic.twitter.com/84KUmLBjWB
— wendy wu (@_YerikaC) September 12, 2017
imma unlock my man's iPhone X while his dumb face asleep
— Isabel Hsu @ MARVEL (@isabelhsu_) September 12, 2017
We’re LOLing now, but we’ll probably see you and everyone else we know in line at the Apple store this November. And as for that price tag? Let’s just say there’s lots of ramen noodles in our future.