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THIS MORNING IN THE HAMPTONS: Hedge Fund Manager And Police Face Off Over Noisy Power Generators

Linette Lopez

Thanks to to the tireless tweeting of Hamptons Handyman Joe Schwenk (aka HamptonsBorn), we know about a fairly serious confrontation that happened this morning between a hedge fund manager and his generators, a neighbor with a hatred for noise, lawyers, private security, and the cops.

We imagine that the hedge fund manager, identified only as "Mr. C",  probably needs those "movie set" generators — Bloomberg machines suck up a lot of power.

It all started out early this morning:

Hamptons Born generator tweet

Twitter, @hamptonsborn

Things quickly escalated....

HamptonsBorn Tweet generator Joe Scwenk

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn

Things started to get tense...

HamptonsBorn generator tweet Joe Schwenk

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn

Naturally, young traders were confused (note:No slickbacks in this crowd)...

Joe Scwenk generator tweet hamptonsborn

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn

And then... the true clash — lawyers and private security versus the Hamptons police....

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Twitter, @HamptonsBorn


JOE SCWENK hamptonsborn generator tweets

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn

Joe Schwenk HamptonsBorn generator

Twitter, @HamptonsBorn


Couldn't have put it better ourselves, and of course, eagerly await the next showdown.

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