Taking a job in the Trump administration is a lot like opening the Ark of the Covenant from “Indiana Jones.” Getting inside probably isn’t a good idea, but maybe the curiosity, fame and glory get the best of some people. And then it’s too late: your face ― er, reputation ― is melted.
On Thursday, Twitter assembled some sure-fire ways to make this White House work more like the fine-tuned machine some people claimed it to be. Here are some of the best #NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements, started by @MilesOfHashtags.
Must be available for at least 10 days or 1 Scaramucci #NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) August 31, 2017
Must look forward to being fired when Donnie is sad.#NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) August 31, 2017
#NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements Cannot have a reflection in mirrors.— W. M. (@Minuteman04) August 31, 2017
Ability to lie with the conscience of a sociopath.#NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements— Lord ByronAF (@lordbyronaf) August 31, 2017
#NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements— Abraham Gutman (@abgutman) August 31, 2017
When it comes to job experience and qualifications, less is more.
Experience with handling toddlers #NewWhiteHouseJobRequirements— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) August 31, 2017
- This article originally appeared on HuffPost.