Ron Swanson is deeply offended that Donald Trump went into politics
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Private citizen Nick Offerman has somehow gotten in touch with political influencer Ron Swanson to get his thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, and plans for the ballot may surprise you.
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I am frequently asked how Ron Swanson would weigh in on this election. I was able to contact a source close to Ron and here is the result: pic.twitter.com/2A0JWEgpgu
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) October 14, 2016
"Ron wouldn't think much of Trump," writes Offerman. "First of all, he'd be very sad that a business man entered politics. Huge step backwards."
Trump's betrayal of the private sector is beyond forgiveness. Offerman also cites Swanson's belief in treating women like people as a reason he's not down with the Donald.
And so, given no other options, Swanson deems Clinton the most tolerable candidate of them all, though certainly not as ideal as Willie Nelson.
I am given to understand that Gary Johnson's exclusion was not an oversight. https://t.co/foKocVINhq
— Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) October 14, 2016
He might not want anything to do with Europe, but there is power in naming your enemies.
