Colbert Uses Mueller Report To Create The Perfect New Way To Say ‘I’m F**ked’
Stephen Colbert has found a completely safe way to utter one of the worst profanities in just about any situation ― and it comes straight from special counsel Robert Mueller’s report.
The 448-page document released in redacted form on Thursday contains a single unredacted f-bomb, dropped on Page 290 by President Donald Trump when he learned a special counsel had been appointed in 2017.
Trump told then-Attorney General Jeff Sessions that it would spell the end of his presidency.
Then, Trump added: “I’m fucked.”
The “Late Show” host turned the f-bomb’s page number into a new way of expressing the phrase that should be safe in any circumstance or company:
Regardless of what Barr says, it seems like President Trump is completely Page 290'd. pic.twitter.com/BEnXfNOQwx
— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 18, 2019
Colbert also addressed the report on the “Late Show” on Thursday evening.
TONIGHT: It's Mueller time and, wow, set some time aside because this thing is 400 pages long! #LSSCpic.twitter.com/HHWx9lpRlT
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) April 19, 2019
This article originally appeared on HuffPost.