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Olympic streaker

A shirtless man clad in a tutu dances on the rink following the men’s 1,000m speed skating event medal ceremony during the Pyeongchang 2018 Winter Olympic Games at the Gangneung Oval in Gangneung on February 23, 2018. / AFP PHOTO / Mladen ANTONOV

Olympic streaker hits the ice in a pink tutu

Now that they’re almost over, we can admit it: The Winter Olympics are – *whispers* – kind of boring.

It’s not that they’re uneventful. It’s not that the athletes aren’t incredible, powerful, graceful, sometimes heroic. It’s not that the races aren’t dramatic. It’s just that most of them, for the uninitiated viewer, are repetitive and monotonous compared to other sports.

But you know what’s not monotonous? A streaker rushing the ice during a speed skating event in a tutu and monkey sock.

Henry Bushnell