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Brad Pitt Gets Re-Hired as Hilarious Weatherman on 'The Jim Jefferies Show'

Brad Pitt had been moonlighting on The Jim Jeffries Show as a weatherman whose grim forecasts focused on the world ending due to climate change. Pitt stood in front of a weather map and said things like, "Carbon dioxide is slowly turning our planet into an uninhabitable wasteland, and half the population don't believe it," with a big cheesy smile on his face. A few weeks ago, Jim announced that he had to fire his weatherman and he said it was because, "He was crazy! A real nut job!" On Tuesday's show, Jim made another announcement. After fans took to Twitter to show support for the despondent correspondent, even organizing a march, Jim decided to bring him back. The comedian said, "Congratulations, world. We've heard your complaints. I've seen the error of my ways. I've decided to give the weatherman a second chance." So Pitt returned to his weather map and delivered another hilariously bleak weather report. Pitt said, "The forecast is -- we're all going to die and there will be no one left to remember our stories."

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