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SeaWorld Unveils New 20 Whales Stuffed In Pool Show

The Onion

A PR firm advises the United States to distance itself from Alabama, the FDA announces peanut butter contains traces of rat feces but life's weird like that sometimes, and a doomed rabbit teaches an 8-year-old about responsibility. It's the week of February 8, 2013.