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The Week In Review: The Week Of December 31, 2012

The Onion

An ornithologist is forced to participate in The History Channel's 'What If Humans Suddenly Become Birds?' program, A 31-year-old remains the only one of his friends who hasn't been married and divorced, and a neighborhood flocks to a coffee shop bulletin board to read about fun upcoming events. It's the week of December 31, 2012.